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Wolfy 08-15-2007 06:59 PM

who does CHEAP site designs?
 
I mean CHEAP - I want one tour page, a simple members area (header + blank body w/sidebar for xsell space + footer, one gallery layout, and one banner.

Asian theme.

$50 epassporte for fast turnaround.

Seriously, this should take someone an hour to do. I'm not interested in your bargain $400 pro design, no offense. I'll even spellcheck for free for russian designers, if that's what I get.

169334379

Sebastian Sands 08-15-2007 07:05 PM

lol.. ...

CaptainHowdy 08-15-2007 07:09 PM

Alrighty then...

DBS.US 08-15-2007 07:10 PM

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6...ledlogofh6.jpg:winkwink:

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 12935792)

nice :D

I'm going to double the pay for that one :D

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:12 PM

ok, the right designer might be able to convince me to skip the banner :P

Deej 08-15-2007 07:12 PM

Dats bidness right dare

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:30 PM

people always hate, but bidness always gets done :thumbsup:

ridikuloz 08-15-2007 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 12935804)
ok, the right designer might be able to convince me to skip the banner :P

so what crackhouse is he from?

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:33 PM

it don't fucking matter, I'm not being picky here!

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:35 PM

man, now I realize I should have separated my designers/programmers category in trillian.....

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:35 PM

man, now I realize I should have separated my designers/programmers category in trillian.....

Wolfy 08-15-2007 07:48 PM

what the fuck???!!! LOL!!!

Wolfy 08-15-2007 08:18 PM

got a guy on the line, paying him now.

HOWEVER!

I am open to buying the same thing from another designer, just so I have more options when I go live with the site.

Hit me up quick, this is an impulse buy and I won't be putting much more time into it once the impulse fades.

Wolfy 08-15-2007 08:39 PM

meh...............

Deej 08-15-2007 08:41 PM

you are a true salesman of your needs

Pornwolf 08-15-2007 08:55 PM

The bad part about this post is he will get some offers on ICQ.

But what most of us know is that cheap designs get you in more trouble than they help you.

Clicks go to the design and they don't convert which means not only do you not get a sale... you are losing money with every click you send to the design. Every click is worth some monetary value. Do you really want to fuck them off?


Just a lil something to consider.

dissipate 08-15-2007 08:57 PM

You get what you pay for.

Wolfy 08-15-2007 09:00 PM

good advise, and I agree with all of you.

This is for a completely fuck-off project, not a seriuos business venture.

Wolfy 08-15-2007 09:09 PM

but I'm still open to one more offer. ICQ closed, email me [email protected]

Pornwolf 08-15-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 12936266)
but I'm still open to one more offer. ICQ closed, email me [email protected]


Did you change your GFY Nick? I could have sworn there was a Dissipate here.

EdgeXXX 08-15-2007 10:19 PM

Fuck, even the outsourcers are skipping on this one. Never seen that before...

:1orglaugh

Pornwolf 08-15-2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 12936485)
Fuck, even the outsourcers are skipping on this one. Never seen that before...

:1orglaugh


Hahaha, wow, I never expected that to happen!:1orglaugh

The Incredible Skulk 08-16-2007 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 12936485)
Fuck, even the outsourcers are skipping on this one. Never seen that before...

:1orglaugh

That's because $50 is an insult and the tell-tale sign of the type of client most designers avoid like the plague (please don't take offense Wolfy. Just stating a fact). The only "designers" who are going to bite on an offer like that are the ones who think owning Photoshop means you're a designer.

Pornwolf 08-16-2007 12:22 AM

That's a lot of money to the 15 year old webmasters.

Where are they? I know there's some here. I'm surprised you haven't gotten contacted by them at least.

jack.nasty 08-16-2007 12:31 AM

50 per pack
 
Nice plan, nice plan. Someone should take care of it right? Even 'russians', etc etc.
I'm ok with that, pretty normal. But I really want to see the designs. its all we need to make this thread a classic.
;)

jack.nasty 08-16-2007 12:31 AM

50 per pack
 
Nice plan, nice plan. Someone should take care of it right? Even 'russians', etc etc.
I'm ok with that, pretty normal. But I really want to see the designs. its all we need to make this thread a classic.
;)

theS2O 08-16-2007 12:42 AM

make that $51 and i might grab this opportunity... :helpme :1orglaugh

Deej 08-16-2007 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theS2O (Post 12936841)
make that $51 and i might grab this opportunity... :helpme :1orglaugh

50.75 - You been undercut!

PPjohn 08-16-2007 03:11 AM

hehe, good luck ;)

john_63 08-16-2007 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 12935759)
I mean CHEAP - I want one tour page, a simple members area (header + blank body w/sidebar for xsell space + footer, one gallery layout, and one banner.

Asian theme.

$50 epassporte for fast turnaround.

Seriously, this should take someone an hour to do. I'm not interested in your bargain $400 pro design, no offense. I'll even spellcheck for free for russian designers, if that's what I get.

169334379

wtf. ban this poor fucker. :error

Twisted Dave 08-16-2007 05:36 AM

Dude ... I'm not gonna take the job ... but ... just wondering ... if you want something that crappy and simple, for that price... can't you just do it yourself?

This is a serious question, not a dig. Everyone wants to bag a deal and if that's your budget, fair enough.

Wolfy 08-16-2007 05:55 AM

A few designers are $50 richer this morning, and I am very happy with what I got. I'll leave it up to the designers if they want to post their work.

Wolfy 08-16-2007 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 12937477)
Dude ... I'm not gonna take the job ... but ... just wondering ... if you want something that crappy and simple, for that price... can't you just do it yourself?

This is a serious question, not a dig. Everyone wants to bag a deal and if that's your budget, fair enough.

That's not my budget - that's teh budget for this project. Even if you can afford a 100k garage, you don't stick it on a 30k house unless you're an idiot. :)

The reason I didn't do it myself: I wanted it done, I wanted to go to sleep, and I suck at designing.

I'd raather do what I'm good at, get paid for it, and pay other people to do what they are good at. :pimp


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