Breaking news!!: Iraq is now a US STATE
 

Reuters - In what has been hailed as a bold and historic move, President Bush has announced that by 'placing the flag of democracy' in the Middle Eastern Republic of Iraq, he has 'claimed it as a US State' and expects the public to accept it.

Much like the Russians who tried to claim the North Pole earlier this week, Bush had a flag planted on Iraq soil.

The full speech, given to congress under lock at key, included a plan to westernize the failing new state and bring it into the Glory of Democracy by renaming it to a more americanized name, 'Eyerack'. Submitted names such as 'Oilandia' and 'New India' were rejected by a committee.

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You have to plant a flag pretty deep in sand to keep it standing. :)

Wouldn't that actually make the moon a US state as well? Since they supposedly planted a flag there back in '69?

Hang on I'll ask Reuters

argh i hate when people post fake news

well if its true then why dont we accept it...........

Great and be sure to ask them how they can think that they're the best news around when they don't even have Spider-Man as a photographer or Superman as a reporter.

Sorry to all the people who are checking cnn or whatnot. I got this article straight from the radio receiver the aliens implanted in my tooth.

Good to see you have more reliable sources of news than CNN or whatnot :winkwink:

dammit, i need some flags. i've got a few places i'd like to stick em

Joke of the Day! Yahoo.

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ha ha ha

soooo... now it's arkansas vs. mississippi vs. iraq battling it out for crappiest state?

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:1orglaugh nice news! heh heh :thumbsup