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RayBonga

08-15-2007 03:52 AM

Michael Vick being sued for $63,000,000,000,000,000,000

Quote:

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and "used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government."

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

Here's a link to the handwritten affidavit:
http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf

TampaToker

08-15-2007 03:55 AM

oh come on now :1orglaugh

who	08-15-2007 03:56 AM

He might have to sell planet fantasy to the bullshit galaxy to raise that kinda money.

Humpy Leftnut

08-15-2007 03:59 AM

"backed by gold and silver"

Happy to know the inmates are getting a solid education, and seriously thinking about every part of their plans. This detail is the key to the whole thing, like what mayo is to a sandwidch

FakeNick

08-15-2007 04:02 AM

he will probably win because the us legal systam is fucked up

aico	08-15-2007 04:04 AM

Why would Fox news put that on their site? Am I missing something? Have I been hoodwinked? It's gotten so that if I don't see Rick Astley I don't know what to believe.

Vendot

08-15-2007 04:24 AM

Vick has really gone downhill..... no-one wants to be his friend no more.

HomerSimpson

08-15-2007 05:32 AM

:eyecrazy:stoned:stoned:stoned:eyecrazy

Violetta

08-15-2007 07:55 AM

haha... nice amount

ServerGenius

08-15-2007 07:57 AM

I love the nice round number......I'd like to see that specified :1orglaugh

oh and ehhhh.....only in America :winkwink:

teg0	08-15-2007 07:59 AM

Thats pretty funny, but i was expecting a rain roll or rick roll or something.

GooSearch

08-15-2007 08:03 AM

Holy Shit I Live In Holiday!!

jacked

08-15-2007 08:03 AM

thats just ludacris :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

D	08-15-2007 08:17 AM

How do you even say that number?

sixty-three-quintillion?

Dirty Dane

08-15-2007 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12932351)

How do you even say that number?

sixty-three-quintillion?

With todays exchanges, thats approx 12.340 EURO :upsidedow

CaptainHowdy

08-15-2007 08:39 AM

Dang !

DateDoc

08-15-2007 08:50 AM

too funny

jimmy-3-way

08-15-2007 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12932351)

How do you even say that number?

sixty-three-quintillion?

It's a BAZILLION.

GAMEFINEST

08-15-2007 09:18 AM

his all messed up now

baddog

08-15-2007 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12932351)

How do you even say that number?

sixty-three-quintillion?

$63 million billion?

tehHinjew

08-15-2007 09:33 AM

i cant stop laughing at he al queda part

D	08-15-2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12932696)

$63 million billion?

Heh... I just decided to google it, and found this...

http://www.jimloy.com/math/billion.htm

Looks like it was "quintillion" after all... guess those years of Latin pay off now and then. :)

I agree that "million billion" (or "billion million") would work, too, though. :thumbsup

Brad	08-15-2007 09:41 AM

lol. that just changed the whole tone of my day. I can help but be smiling after reading something so stupid.

tranza

08-15-2007 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 12932369)

With todays exchanges, thats approx 12.340 EURO :upsidedow

Lolololololoolol...

Sad, but true!!

Flynn

08-15-2007 09:46 AM

I like this part. It made me chuckle
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,”

tomeatsdinner

08-15-2007 09:48 AM

Wow.. That is huge.. I wonder where he will get it..

pornguy

08-15-2007 09:49 AM

You dont want to hear what I have to say about him.

Devin

08-15-2007 09:51 AM

This is my favorite part:

"Riches wants $63 billion dollars 'backed by gold and silver' delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. "

Then what is he going to do with it? Trade it for some cigarettes and box of cup of noodles!

Big_Red

08-15-2007 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devin (Post 12932825)

:1orglaugh Now thats funny.

Boobs

08-15-2007 10:09 AM

Infinillion

Brother Bilo

08-15-2007 10:11 AM

Looks like this brotha opened a few law books while he was locked up and is now an official inmate lawyer. I can't believe suits like this even get past the clerk that had to enter it.

Oh the comedy we have in the US called the justice system. Always good for a laugh.

Fletch XXX

08-15-2007 10:12 AM

Vick also is going to replace Karl Rove

WiredOps

08-15-2007 10:23 AM

hahahaha... what a douche bag

Skillz Unlimited

08-15-2007 10:40 AM

that article was awesome

Vick!

08-15-2007 12:48 PM

It is $63 trillion ..

M2 money supply of the whole fucking world was just $5.5+ trillion in 2002. And lawsuit demands $63 trillion ..

holy shit :helpme :Oh crap :helpme

jonesonyou

08-15-2007 12:50 PM

Good, I hope he gets death for treason.

zand_stein

08-16-2007 04:27 AM

thats a lot of zero............

GreyWolf

08-16-2007 04:33 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JuiceMonkey

08-16-2007 04:40 AM

i bet fox paid the guy with cigs and hooker access to get him to sign the letter... slow news day

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