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  • ThaiChix
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 237
    #1

    How To Impress A Women

    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    love her,stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine and dine her,
    buy things for her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the Earth for her.

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN


    Show up naked.
    Bring food

    Yepp thats about it

    He he

    ChrisL
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    • WiredGuy
      Pounding Googlebot
      • Aug 2002
      • 34512
      #2
      So true!

      WG
      I play with Google.

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        • hyper
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 5294
          #3
          See women are lucky
          they dont have to work hard at it

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            • Juge
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1917
              #4
              Yup.

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                • roseyrid
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 1058
                  #5
                  I agree!

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                    • easy01
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 321
                      #6
                      exactly
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                        • TheFLY
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 11856
                          #7
                          No you got it wrong...

                          HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

                          Money
                          Muscles
                          Big cock

                          HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

                          Attractive
                          Affectionate
                          No kids
                          No mental disorder
                          No STD
                          No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
                          Under X lbs
                          Under X age
                          Works out -- tight body
                          Eats healthy
                          Pussy always warm and wet
                          Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
                          Loves a cock in her mouth
                          Loves a cock in her pussy
                          Loves a cock in her ass
                          Knows how to moan
                          Knows how to move
                          Knows how to sing
                          Gives good massage
                          Good cook
                          Intelligent
                          Witty
                          Loves everything about me
                          She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time.
                          Last edited by TheFLY; 09-08-2002, 02:21 PM.

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                            • Honeyslut
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6436
                              #8
                              Originally posted by hyper
                              See women are lucky
                              they dont have to work hard at it
                              and some women are married to men who don't put out..
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                                • TheFLY
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 11856
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Honeyslut


                                  and some women are married to men who don't put out..
                                  He's crazy -- you're hot!

                                  ICQ me #1622420 and maybe we can negotiate some items off my TOS.
                                  Last edited by TheFLY; 09-08-2002, 02:43 PM.

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                                    • Stealthy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 626
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TheFLY
                                      No you got it wrong...

                                      HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

                                      Money
                                      Muscles
                                      Big cock

                                      HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

                                      Attractive
                                      Affectionate
                                      No kids
                                      No mental disorder
                                      No STD
                                      No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
                                      Under X lbs
                                      Under X age
                                      Works out -- tight body
                                      Eats healthy
                                      Pussy always warm and wet
                                      Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
                                      Loves a cock in her mouth
                                      Loves a cock in her pussy
                                      Loves a cock in her ass
                                      Knows how to moan
                                      Knows how to move
                                      Knows how to sing
                                      Gives good massage
                                      Good cook
                                      Intelligent
                                      Witty
                                      Loves everything about me
                                      She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time.
                                      Ok I like yours way better...
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                                        • untitled
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 352
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ChrisL
                                          HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

                                          Compliment her,
                                          cuddle her,
                                          kiss her,
                                          caress her,
                                          love her,stroke her,
                                          tease her,
                                          comfort her,
                                          protect her,
                                          hug her,
                                          hold her,
                                          spend money on her,
                                          wine and dine her,
                                          buy things for her,
                                          listen to her,
                                          care for her,
                                          stand by her,
                                          support her,
                                          go to the ends of the Earth for her.

                                          HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN


                                          Show up naked.
                                          Bring food

                                          Yepp thats about it

                                          He he

                                          ChrisL
                                          Why impress her? do you really feel you have to prove yourself to a woman? tease her, give her no special attention, and persue other women. If she wants you then she knows what to do, show up naked, LOL!!!
                                          Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance...

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                                            • The real Dirty D
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 240
                                              #12
                                              Funny Shit
                                              ZUZANA DESIGNS

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                                                • Lev
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 3545
                                                  #13
                                                  HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

                                                  Money
                                                  Muscles
                                                  Big cock

                                                  HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

                                                  Attractive
                                                  Affectionate
                                                  No kids
                                                  No mental disorder
                                                  No STD
                                                  No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
                                                  Under X lbs
                                                  Under X age
                                                  Works out -- tight body
                                                  Eats healthy
                                                  Pussy always warm and wet
                                                  Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
                                                  Loves a cock in her mouth
                                                  Loves a cock in her pussy
                                                  Loves a cock in her ass
                                                  Knows how to moan
                                                  Knows how to move
                                                  Knows how to sing
                                                  Gives good massage
                                                  Good cook
                                                  Intelligent
                                                  Witty
                                                  Loves everything about me
                                                  She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time

                                                  LOL... Yeah this seems more right

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                                                      • 19422
                                                      #14
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                                                        • playa
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 6432
                                                          #15
                                                          i am surprised having an expensive car wasn't on the list,,
                                                          girls like a man with a nice ride

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                                                            • Terenzo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 971
                                                              #16
                                                              every list gets significantly shorter when BOTH ARE DRUNK... hehehehe...
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                                                                • steffie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 2422
                                                                  #17
                                                                  How to impress a woman?

                                                                  Don't forget her Wedding Anniversary

                                                                  Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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                                                                    • beerbust03
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 911
                                                                      #18
                                                                      How to impress a woman?

                                                                      Don't speak just lick!
                                                                      Hehehehe

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                                                                        • ChrisL
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 237
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Terenzo
                                                                          every list gets significantly shorter when BOTH ARE DRUNK... hehehehe...
                                                                          So true

                                                                          ChrisL

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                                                                            • mGreg
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 602
                                                                              #20
                                                                              hahahaha, it's funny caus it's true

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