Any tips on how to get energized before having sex if your tired?
 

Does red bull work?lol im going to meet my "imaginary chick" tonight but im dead tired but i want her bad!

Seriously will energy drinks get me hyper? i never drank any. And no i wont take any drugs or anything crazy.

Im being serious. I dont have time for a nap either.

theres no hope

Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

Imaginary chick?

Red Bull + Vodka will do it for me

take a nap

hmmm i get drowsy when i drink

dip your finger in some hot sauce and then dip your finger in your bunghole...better than viagra.... saw it on Larry David, it has to be true...

Yeah, I think if I was too tired to jerk off, then I would just say fuck it and go to fuckin' sleep. Why bother...:2 cents:

Yeah, that coming from half of Mr. Show...Curb Your Enthusiasm is a sweet show.

Don't worry, you'll never find yourself in the position of having to have sex with a female.

or just hump a pillow or something... spermilate on the sleeping girl next to me :P

Dont get redbull, get Amp it's a lot better, or Monster

the kids are back getting all bitter ahhhh the jealousy u gotta love it:thumbsup Now go back to getting your virtual pussy:1orglaugh

I'll post some pics later when i get back to shut you kids up and give you something to jerk off too:1orglaugh

Beer
 

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Thats what i got from his post :1orglaugh

Sleep is the only thing that works...

Just start fucking. I don't know how it works but somehow a second wind usually starts kicking in... unless the problem is that you are tired of fucking her.

Alright, so you aren't a writer are you...I mean that's not what you do for a living right? I'm pretty sure everyone that read your post got "I'm jerking off tonight" out of it. Not sure if you want to elaborate on what exactly "meeting your imaginary chick" means or not.

Yes, you really haven't lived until you've fucked a pillow...ahhhhh the memories...:1orglaugh

Jet Fuel (aka Matthews) - Redbull, Orange Juice, and Vodka.

me--im the opposite---If I know my wife wants a piece of the prudential and I'm exhausted ---I usually just burp and fart as much as I can ---she gets naucious and I get to go to sleep

Get some sleep and hit it another time. Nothing like a bit to much caffeine. Might fuckup your performance. Then there may not be a second time with her. Geeeze, word gets around and you can't any from anyone.

Is that the male equivalent to I'm tired or I've got a headache?