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Masterchief 08-14-2007 02:33 PM

Mike Vick jury selection
 
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/mhb923/mvjury.jpg

:2 cents:

baddog 08-14-2007 02:35 PM

I doubt this will go to a jury trial . . . or any trial for that matter.

Brother Bilo 08-14-2007 02:37 PM

All his co-defendants are about to roll over on him, so he's pretty much fucked. No trial, just a plea and jail time. Then he'll have to be a janitor or something because football is sure as shit out of the question.

ronaldo 08-14-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12928593)
I doubt this will go to a jury trial . . . or any trial for that matter.

Beat me to it.

Funny cartoon though.

ronaldo 08-14-2007 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 12928605)
All his co-defendants are about to roll over on him, so he's pretty much fucked. No trial, just a plea and jail time. Then he'll have to be a janitor or something because football is sure as shit out of the question.

I still don't know why everyone thinks this. He'll serve a couple of years in prison and, be it right or wrong, someone will give him a shot.

Flynn 08-14-2007 02:40 PM

I hope he rots in hell!

J. Falcon 08-14-2007 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 12928619)
I still don't know why everyone thinks this. He'll serve a couple of years in prison and, be it right or wrong, someone will give him a shot.

He was never that great. By the time he gets out he'll be lucky to be playing second string. I sure as hell wouldn't want him on my team.

J. Falcon 08-14-2007 02:58 PM

Btw, that cartoon is hilarious!

baddog 08-14-2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 12928619)
I still don't know why everyone thinks this. He'll serve a couple of years in prison and, be it right or wrong, someone will give him a shot.

I think the NFL has pretty much told him to fuck off. :2 cents:

ronaldo 08-14-2007 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 12928721)
He was never that great. By the time he gets out he'll be lucky to be playing second string. I sure as hell wouldn't want him on my team.

A few people would disagree with you about how good he is. That aside, a lot of people WOULDN'T want them on their team. But I guarantee someone will.

Scouting Report
Assets
-Possibly the best athlete in the league. Has rare speed and quickness, combined with the field vision of a top kick returner. Excellent arm. Throws very well on the run and sees the field well while scrambling. Puts nice touch on deep balls. Avoids interceptions.

Flaws
-Lacks pinpoint accuracy. Will overthrow some receivers. Tries to do too much with his legs at times. Must adjust to a West Coast offense and is likely to hold onto the ball too often at times. May be more reluctant to run this season.

Career potential
-Pro Bowler.

WhiplashDug 08-14-2007 03:09 PM

Well - it looks like Vick is trying to cut a deal now, knowing that NEW enditements will be coming down by the end of the month that will iniclude FAR more serious Federal Racketeering charges.

I've heard figures in the range of 5 years federal pen, and $250,000 fines. The fed's are not going to roll over on this one, too much preasure. Vick will do time and pay a heafty fine... but no way this see's the inside of a court room. There is too much to loose for Vick. He is 100% guilty and they have a MOUNTAIN of evidence against him.

His NFL career is over and he is headed for jail!

Brother Bilo 08-14-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 12928778)
A few people would disagree with you about how good he is. That aside, a lot of people WOULDN'T want them on their team. But I guarantee someone will.

Scouting Report
Assets
-Possibly the best athlete in the league. Has rare speed and quickness, combined with the field vision of a top kick returner. Excellent arm. Throws very well on the run and sees the field well while scrambling. Puts nice touch on deep balls. Avoids interceptions.

Flaws
-Lacks pinpoint accuracy. Will overthrow some receivers. Tries to do too much with his legs at times. Must adjust to a West Coast offense and is likely to hold onto the ball too often at times. May be more reluctant to run this season.

Career potential
-Pro Bowler.

He's a one dimensional quaterback, which means he's not very good. Every team that wants to be successful against him will keep him contained and make him throw. That's all you have to do. And his days in the NFL are over. He might get some gameplay in Canada or Europe, but NFL is done with him.

ronaldo 08-14-2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12928737)
I think the NFL has pretty much told him to fuck off. :2 cents:

I hadn't heard anything official yet. At worst I could see them banning him for a couple of years. Once he's served his time, doesn't he deserve a second chance? Don't mistake that for feeling sorry in any way for the guy either, because that's not the case. He made his bed, he'll have to lie in it. But once he's done his time, well, he's paid his debt to society.

ronaldo 08-14-2007 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiplashDug (Post 12928796)
I've heard figures in the range of 5 years federal pen

Now, if he gets FIVE years in prison, then yeah I'd agree his NFL career is over. If he only gets two, I'd be surprised if someone didn't try to sign him.

ronaldo 08-14-2007 03:12 PM

After he's sentenced I'll bookmark this to bump in a few years. Hopefully the search will work properly by then.

pornguy 08-14-2007 03:13 PM

Sorry to ask this stupid question, But 1 who is he, and 2 what did he get busted for?


I dont watch tv, so I have no idea.

ronaldo 08-14-2007 03:18 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Vick

NFL quarterback charged with the operation of a dogfighting ring.

Elli 08-14-2007 03:22 PM

He could always play in the CFL. We don't seem to care so much about criminal records up here...

JFK 08-14-2007 03:40 PM

cnn had something about a deal in the works,but nothing new on it since this afternoon


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