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Reak AGV 08-13-2007 05:03 AM
Learn Thai In 2 Minutes
 
Hello - Sawadee Krab
How are you - Sabai Dee Mai
You're a beautifull lady - Khun Poeying Suay
Go together - Pai Duay
How much? - Toa Rai
1000 - Phan
Why you ask toomuch - Tamai Phen Mak Ma
500 - Ha Roi
Take off your panties - Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay
Lets shower together - Abnam Pai Duay
Put out the light - Pit Fai
Thank you - Cap Coen Krab

You'll get a girlfriend guaranteed this way ;) Ladies say Kaa instead of Krab.

:)

gangbangjoe 08-13-2007 05:04 AM
pit fai


:1orglaugh

The Ghost 08-13-2007 05:09 AM
How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?" :Graucho

gangbangjoe 08-13-2007 05:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 12920105)
How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?" :Graucho
one "reak" please

The Ghost 08-13-2007 05:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 12920107)
one "reak" please

:1orglaugh

zeruel 08-13-2007 05:58 AM
sawadee krab :1orglaugh

Reak AGV 08-13-2007 06:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 12920105)
How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?" :Graucho
Gentlemen never tells :uhoh :1orglaugh

The Heron 08-13-2007 06:43 AM
That is too much work!
Just point at the bed and then later at the door!

Iron Fist 08-13-2007 06:44 AM
Awesome - now I can pick up those ladyboys!

JamesK2 08-13-2007 08:57 AM
krah krah

Platinumpimp 08-13-2007 09:45 AM
Poot thai mai dai khrab :winkwink:

Platinumpimp 08-13-2007 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 12920790)
krah krah
You sound like a fucking bird man. :)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-13-2007 09:48 AM
LoL nice

DigitalPimpShit 08-13-2007 09:50 AM
Don't forget the most important word

"butterfly"

Otherwise you get stalkers.

Fap 08-13-2007 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platinumpimp (Post 12921000)
You sound like a fucking bird man. :)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
KRahhh!

tomeatsdinner 08-13-2007 09:51 AM
Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay.. Why do I have to make it hard for me?? lol..

Reak AGV 08-13-2007 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platinumpimp (Post 12920996)
Poot thai mai dai khrab :winkwink:
Tammai khun mai poot passa thai.. khun mi fen kon thai song duan lew.. pai rong rian! :)

Spreek je zo nog ff op msn gast! :thumbsup

Reak AGV 08-13-2007 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DigitalPimpShit (Post 12921022)
Don't forget the most important word

"butterfly"

Otherwise you get stalkers.
There's certain levels on that one..

Butterfly, hellikopter, suvarnabhumi airport and NASA :)

GoNe 08-13-2007 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 12920105)
How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?" :Graucho
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ALOTI 08-13-2007 04:09 PM
Kun na peebah....

Phoenix 08-13-2007 04:17 PM
hope you are having fun man:)

shekinah 08-13-2007 04:59 PM
Cap Coen Krab for the laughs!:1orglaugh

Mr. Cool Ice 08-13-2007 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomeatsdinner (Post 12921025)
Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay.. Why do I have to make it hard for me?? lol..
It's more like "guy geng nai" for underwear.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 08-13-2007 07:31 PM
Thailand Marriage Warning System.
Listen closely for these words spoken by your Thai girl to evaluate your situation.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9210/thaigirlpz9.jpg

Phil 08-13-2007 07:41 PM
how do you say "whats that sausage doing between your les?"

Farang 08-13-2007 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 12924083)
how do you say "whats that sausage doing between your les?"
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nikki99 08-13-2007 08:38 PM
interesting

Mr. Cool Ice 08-13-2007 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 12924083)
how do you say "whats that sausage doing between your les?"
Khun mee nong chai mai?

You have a dick?

gecko 08-13-2007 10:00 PM
I'll keep that in mind ;)

zand_stein 08-13-2007 10:04 PM
Cap Coen Krab.........
thanks for this

calibra 08-13-2007 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 12920094)
Hello - Sawadee Krab
How are you - Sabai Dee Mai
You're a beautifull lady - Khun Poeying Suay
Go together - Pai Duay
How much? - Toa Rai
1000 - Phan
Why you ask toomuch - Tamai Phen Mak Ma
500 - Ha Roi
Take off your panties - Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay
Lets shower together - Abnam Pai Duay
Put out the light - Pit Fai
Thank you - Cap Coen Krab

You'll get a girlfriend guaranteed this way ;) Ladies say Kaa instead of Krab.

:)

Now I can go to Thailand :)

Mr. Cool Ice 08-13-2007 11:55 PM
The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)

raven1083 08-13-2007 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 12924976)
The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)
hahaha that is funny

irinasp 08-14-2007 01:29 AM
great!!! i know Thai now!!!)))

pornvue 08-14-2007 01:39 AM
Sawadee Krab :)

Clark Miller 08-14-2007 01:41 AM
Thread delivers

[ScreaM] 08-14-2007 01:56 AM
lololol.

I'm going to Bangkok soon. :D

Platinumpimp 08-14-2007 02:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DigitalPimpShit (Post 12921022)
Don't forget the most important word

"butterfly"

Otherwise you get stalkers.
I no butterfly, I airborne. :1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 08-14-2007 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 12924976)
The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)
The only thing you might want to do is go for an aids check. :winkwink:

Seriously, fucking thai girls without condom, especially in Pattaya, is asking for problems. Unless you like mushrooms too on your purple headed warrior.

Reak AGV 08-14-2007 05:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses (Post 12924036)
Thailand Marriage Warning System.
Listen closely for these words spoken by your Thai girl to evaluate your situation.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9210/thaigirlpz9.jpg
Haha nice one :)

Being a target or customer can only spice up your life! Anything above 'Customer' is absolutely dangerous for your health, wallet and future. Once you become a Sponsor remove all knives out of the house, just because she's fucking others doesn't mean you can.

:thumbsup

Reak AGV 08-14-2007 05:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 12923477)
It's more like "guy geng nai" for underwear.
You are right, same as I spelled ''Sawadee krab'' but actually the Thai's dont pronounce the r so it's kab/cap. And there's a few more.. tried my best though :)

Phil 08-14-2007 07:51 AM
just got back from 2 month trip to SE Asia and Thailand was great.
One thing is that i wouldn’t touch Thai girls with even 3 condoms on. besides, you never know if its "real girl" or not..
Here’s one picture from Full Moon Party with Jucy’s cousin and his date.. Dude was so fucked up, he had no idea what was grabbing his dick.. we watched him for good 10 minutes before someone told him..

http://rschosting.com/temp/th/018.JPG

tahiti 08-14-2007 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 12924976)
The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)
and lurn how to say "I'm going to die in 3 months"

jonesonyou 08-14-2007 12:08 PM
he couldnt tell it was a tranny? You always tranny check its part of the hello process.

Reak AGV 08-14-2007 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tahiti (Post 12927606)
and lurn how to say "I'm going to die in 3 months"
You can just say ''Pob gan chad na'' which means, see you in my next life :)

Violetta 08-14-2007 04:43 PM
nice info... Too bad I'll never remember that!

jscott 08-14-2007 05:01 PM
lol nice 1 reak!

ungratefulninja 08-14-2007 06:01 PM
That's fucking awesome. Thailand here I come.

kaylacam 08-14-2007 06:55 PM
Hahahahaha!

Shey 08-14-2007 07:14 PM
Don't need to worry about lady boys when you ask for real "Nom Yai Yai". I love Thailand!!!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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