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Just Mike 08-12-2007 12:16 AM

Cute GIRL LOOKING FOR AFFLIATE MANAGER POSITION
 
I have a friend that is in the mainstream world. Has experience dealing with affilates, payouts, etc.

She's looking for a job and is considering the adult industry.

If any company is seriously looking for a cute girl to rep their company let me know and Ill pass the info on to her and you guys can talk.

Vick! 08-12-2007 01:12 AM

How does being cute matter while applying for remote job?

Also, some tits could help right person to decide :2 cents:

WiredGuy 08-12-2007 08:51 AM

Oh it definitely helps when in sales ;)
WG

Jace 08-12-2007 08:59 AM

an affiliate rep?

isn't an affiliate rep supposed to know the product they are selling inside and out, not to mention give advice to affiliates to help them convert better?

how would someone that has never been in the adult industry handle that successfully and not get laughed out the door?

Sosa 08-12-2007 10:42 AM

no wonder why most affiliate reps suck

who 08-12-2007 10:43 AM

Post pics or it didn't happen.

woj 08-12-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 12916952)
Post pics or it didn't happen.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Roald 08-12-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12916680)
an affiliate rep?

isn't an affiliate rep supposed to know the product they are selling inside and out, not to mention give advice to affiliates to help them convert better?

how would someone that has never been in the adult industry handle that successfully and not get laughed out the door?

come one now 90% of the reps are like that ;)))

CaptainHowdy 08-12-2007 10:46 AM

Is her cuteness cost effective??

Libertine 08-12-2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12916680)
isn't an affiliate rep supposed to know the product they are selling inside and out, not to mention give advice to affiliates to help them convert better?

In a word: no.

Affiliate reps are supposed to get as many active affiliates as possible, and keep existing ones sending traffic.

Boobs help :2 cents:

tony286 08-12-2007 10:48 AM

I think most would rather have a fat guy who knew his shit and could help them make money.Then someone cute to look at.

Chimera1 08-12-2007 12:32 PM

No wonder the reps suck. Any rep trying to flash her boobs at me is going to get the response that mine are bigger and nicer. Give me one who either knows what they are doing or knows how to shut up and stay out of my way.

Pornwolf 08-12-2007 12:36 PM

I don't think anyone with traffic actually falls for that "cute but worthless" chick stuff.

If the chick doesn't know how to get traffic in this biz herself why would I listen to her and promote anything she's selling?

That's why industry women like Webgurl are so hot. She's sexy, has good product, knows how to get more traffic and knows how to convert it better than most guys in this business.

Snake Doctor 08-12-2007 12:38 PM

The title of this thread is one of the biggest things wrong with this business.

Not smart, experienced, hard-working person looking for an affiliate rep job.....but "cute girl that your webmasters will want to hit on" looking for a rep job.

Not a $100 bonus for every 100th sale sent to our sites in the month of August...but a $100 prize for every 100th post in our thread announcing something that nobody really cares about.

Mike Honcho 08-12-2007 12:43 PM

Wait a minute... you mean to tell me tits and ass sell???

No way. This can't be. MEN WILL LISTEN TO HOT GIRLS!?!? OMFG, someone call CNN - BBC - CBS... tell ppl everywhere they should start using girls with big hooters and cute faces to sell their products! It's revolutionary!

Clark Miller 08-12-2007 12:49 PM

Give the girl a break... it sounds like she knows her shit already... Of course, my moral high horse isn't any more relevant than the rest of these responses!:2 cents:

Rumbo 08-12-2007 01:41 PM

most of these affiliate people sound like they want to fuck her not hire her for a proper job

or suck her boobs, but if she has nice boobs it will help i suppose

p1mpdogg 08-12-2007 02:01 PM

just ask wired guy aka Charles how important it is if she is cute or not.

if she doesnt kiss ass and look good at the same time, he wont talk to your company or program for traffic. sad but true.

when you are elite like he is, he can play that game for real.

Pornwolf 08-12-2007 02:06 PM

P1mpdogg you are full of shit. He just won't talk to YOU.

I'm sure if anyone else owned Epic it wouldn't have those problems.

Don't be bitter.

Iron Fist 08-12-2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 12916944)
no wonder why most affiliate reps suck

Hahaha... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 08-12-2007 02:25 PM

I'd have to agree with others in the thread - I could care fucking less about how cute your affiliate reps are - hey surprise! I'm married and happily married to a hot lady myself - trust me when I say I could care less how hot your reps are - HOWEVER - if they've got brains and we can carry on a conversation and talk shop and make some money, then i'm all ears, otherwise, fuck off with the fluff - I don't have time.

pornguy 08-12-2007 02:26 PM

Just looking cute is not all it takes.

Babaganoosh 08-12-2007 02:43 PM

I can only think of a couple of female affiliate reps that aren't worthless. I'd prefer a male rep who actually knows his shit over a cute chick any day.

Vick! 08-12-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12917381)
The title of this thread is one of the biggest things wrong with this business.

Not smart, experienced, hard-working person looking for an affiliate rep job.....but "cute girl that your webmasters will want to hit on" looking for a rep job.

Not a $100 bonus for every 100th sale sent to our sites in the month of August...but a $100 prize for every 100th post in our thread announcing something that nobody really cares about.

Very well said. :2 cents: :thumbsup

AGP Albert 08-12-2007 04:39 PM

Mike....hit me up on this opportunity

Dagwolf 08-12-2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 12915830)
How does being cute matter while applying for remote job?

Also, some tits could help right person to decide :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cj_purve 08-12-2007 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12916973)
I think most would rather have a fat guy who knew his shit and could help them make money.Then someone cute to look at.

you'd think that would be the case, but how many solo girls know nothing about the way their site operates but still get lots of affiliates to promote them? its an industry of sex, and most webmasters don't even notice when they are being marketed to just like a surfer.

Its still funny though trying to watch programs hire board whores who don't even know what conversion means & then watching webmasters flock to send traffic so they can get a personal fansign with boobies in it!

I think the SexEntertain guys know the industry & people pretty darn well & if they think she's qualified to learn I'd trust their judgement & have a chat with her ...

aico 08-12-2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12916680)
an affiliate rep?

isn't an affiliate rep supposed to know the product they are selling inside and out, not to mention give advice to affiliates to help them convert better?

how would someone that has never been in the adult industry handle that successfully and not get laughed out the door?

cuz she's cute. duh.

tony286 08-12-2007 08:16 PM

The few times Ive been approached by industry "sales people".They have been very nice people but no one took the time to teach them sales 101.All they do is talk at me instead of asking questions about my business and then see how they maybe a match.
I learned this the hard way when I was a headhunter, I was talking to a CEO of a big casino doing my written pitch.The guy stopped me and started asking questions on what I knew about his business. I knew nothing being a noobie. So then he verbally whipped me: "how are you going to help my business when you know nothing about it? "
That is when I learned the power of questions, most dont know this and are order takers.

WonderWoman 08-12-2007 08:59 PM

I will be the first to say that Mike would never recommend anyone to get a job if she/he didnt know their shit. That being said..... no matter what your opinion is on the "Cute girl" comment... it made you read.

Mad views Mikey!! :thumbsup

Can you please shoot me her resume?

spunkmister 08-12-2007 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonderWoman (Post 12918985)
I will be the first to say that Mike would never recommend anyone to get a job if she/he didnt know their shit. That being said..... no matter what your opinion is on the "Cute girl" comment... it made you read.

Mad views Mikey!! :thumbsup

Can you please shoot me her resume?

knowing your shit in mainstream and in adult are two different things...I would never hire someone who didnt have atleast basic experience in the adult industry...the people you deal with in this biz are a whole different breed.

potter 08-12-2007 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12917376)
I don't think anyone with traffic actually falls for that "cute but worthless" chick stuff.

If the chick doesn't know how to get traffic in this biz herself why would I listen to her and promote anything she's selling?

That's why industry women like Webgurl are so hot. She's sexy, has good product, knows how to get more traffic and knows how to convert it better than most guys in this business.

agreed right there

WonderWoman 08-12-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 12919054)
knowing your shit in mainstream and in adult are two different things...I would never hire someone who didnt have atleast basic experience in the adult industry...the people you deal with in this biz are a whole different breed.

I am sorry but i have to disagree with you there. I work in both mainstream and adult but mainstream DEF came first. I think that knowing how to deal with people is more of a personality and intelligence thing and those are industry independent. Affiliate marketing is the same all around generally with some different terminology so if the skills and the desire are there, why not hire from mainstream?

We all gotta start somewhere. :)

pussyluver 08-12-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12916680)
an affiliate rep?

isn't an affiliate rep supposed to know the product they are selling inside and out, not to mention give advice to affiliates to help them convert better?

how would someone that has never been in the adult industry handle that successfully and not get laughed out the door?

So what ever happened to slickcash sarha?????

On the flip-side Slickcash is a great program, no offense. BUT, she is prolly fixing some stiff right now for the funeral.

4Pics 08-12-2007 10:02 PM

I don't think it matters much about what they know, it's a matter of can they get things done and do they have follow-thru. Most webmasters that have any sort of traffic don't really need help from an affiliate program anyway. They just need someone to ask for creatives, change my check to epass this period then change back type stuff.

For new webmasters just starting I guess it would matter.

Pornwolf 08-12-2007 10:03 PM

Well, ok. I think the important question is will she show her tits.

If so then she will be a GFY superstar.


All jokes aside, if anyone can think back to Cheshire... sure, she got attention but when people needed help they called Eric. That's the only way a cute chick, or any other attention grabbing person, that doesn't know bupkes about how to help me convert my specific traffic can be useful in my opinion... as a setup to reel me in then hand me off to someone that is useful. Otherwise she will just annoy the shit out of me saying unsolicited stuff on ICQ like:

"Are you sending traffic? Have you tried our new banners? They are great! We have 4 new sites that are converting great too... oh wait, did you say you don't have any gay traffic? But your site is called Ass Bangers so I thought... Oh, well try them anyway, ya never know! Send some clicks! Oh, did you say you need better feeds? I'm not sure how that works but I can check on it and get back to you."

That is what's going to happen and it would make me stop sending any traffic unless you have some above average converting sites that I have history with. That's just my .02

CyberHustler 08-12-2007 10:20 PM

Shit... I'm a sexy muh fucka!

Wanna hire me?

Spunky 08-12-2007 10:24 PM

Needs a hell of a lot more than looking good

J. Falcon 08-12-2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 12915830)
How does being cute matter while applying for remote job?

Yeah Im really baffled by this...

pornask 08-12-2007 10:39 PM

It's not like adult industry is the business where there's lack of "cute" girls so owners of programs should grab at that rare one that comes on the scene...

sixxxthsense 08-12-2007 10:47 PM

no pics no money!

cj_purve 08-12-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12919157)
Well, ok. I think the important question is will she show her tits.

If so then she will be a GFY superstar.


All jokes aside, if anyone can think back to Cheshire... sure, she got attention but when people needed help they called Eric. That's the only way a cute chick, or any other attention grabbing person, that doesn't know bupkes about how to help me convert my specific traffic can be useful in my opinion... as a setup to reel me in then hand me off to someone that is useful. Otherwise she will just annoy the shit out of me saying unsolicited stuff on ICQ like:

"Are you sending traffic? Have you tried our new banners? They are great! We have 4 new sites that are converting great too... oh wait, did you say you don't have any gay traffic? But your site is called Ass Bangers so I thought... Oh, well try them anyway, ya never know! Send some clicks! Oh, did you say you need better feeds? I'm not sure how that works but I can check on it and get back to you."

That is what's going to happen and it would make me stop sending any traffic unless you have some above average converting sites that I have history with. That's just my .02

Good post ...

What makes a smart affiliate manager is relative to the webmasters they are working with. Its an excellent idea to have a hot, bubbly chick at the front of the business who gets attention & works with the newbies, to learn together ... if someone comes along with a question or request that is above her head, she passes it up the chain & this is how big businesses end up with premium account reps through to sales people.

If you go to a bank the person depositing $1 million gets a different rep to the one depositing $10. Yes the $10 guy can always turn into the $1 million guy but he simply isn't yet, so the resources he needs are just different - not more or less important, just different. The well presented bubbly person always meets you at the counter (well, maybe not at the bank!!)

I don't think its really possible anymore for 1 rep to manage an entire program and effectively service every webmaster from the newbie to the 200+ per day client. The industry has become too broad & I think the best programs these days have a number of reps who work together as a multi-skilled team (not the sales teams that cut each other off & work against each other!!).

Shey 08-12-2007 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12919157)
That's the only way a cute chick, or any other attention grabbing person, that doesn't know bupkes about how to help me convert my specific traffic can be useful in my opinion... as a setup to reel me in then hand me off to someone that is useful.

Totally agree...:thumbsup

AK 08-12-2007 11:47 PM

will she consider relocating?


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