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[ Nate ] 08-10-2007 05:13 PM

Medical Marijuana help ...
 
Just moved to California and ....a ... uh...friend... wants to know what needs to be said to a physician in order to get a prescription. My...uh...friend... has no terminal problems, but could probably use anxiety, or stress or something like that for a reason. Also, if anybody has a doctor thats pretty 'reliable' on writing prescriptions, please ICQ me with their contact info. Thanks in advance for any help. ICQ- 414654182

After Shock Media 08-10-2007 05:21 PM

Despite the hatred I have for those that use the medical purposes just for personal use, it is overridden by my hatred of the drug laws in this country.

First off there always is a large group of pseudo doctors who will write a script for anyone for almost any reason. Typically all you must do is find a club and ask for a Doctors refferal. They will hook you up with a Doctor that will write you a script for a 100.00 consultation fee or whatnot. You will then need to take that script down to your county offices to get a valid CA medical marijuana state issued card. Without such a card your script is worth less than the paper it is written on.

If you can not find a club, find a few of the assorted marijuana forums that have medical use areas. Inside there you will typically find refferals to doctors in any given area.

[ Nate ] 08-10-2007 05:40 PM

Cool man. Thank you!

RevSand 08-10-2007 05:42 PM

Hit me up on ICQ and I can give you some information that a umm friend gave me...

Clark Miller 08-10-2007 05:44 PM

:glugglug

fatfoo 08-10-2007 05:44 PM

sounds cool

Deej 08-10-2007 05:46 PM

One word.. Humboldt. if you live there... its nearly the law to HAVE your card.... so... if youre up north...check it out....

But as ASM said... find a true reason, anxiety in some cases has relevant symptom that marijuana can help. But dont get it so you dont have to worry about the man. Save it for someone that needs it :winkwink:

TurboAngel 08-10-2007 05:52 PM

I think you're high now.

:winkwink:


Is this the 1st one or the 2nd?

:winkwink:

billybathgate 08-10-2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12910490)
If you can not find a club, find a few of the assorted marijuana forums that have medical use areas. Inside there you will typically find refferals to doctors in any given area.

:thumbsup

[ Nate ] 08-10-2007 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 12910607)
I think you're high now.

:winkwink:


Is this the 1st one or the 2nd?

:winkwink:

I"m not sure which one was first. The first one I posted didn't seem like it went through, so I told it to post again. Oops.

Juilan 08-10-2007 06:49 PM

Talk to Johnny Drama he has the hookup

http://myspace-039.vo.llnwd.net/0070...04308039_m.jpg

FelixFlow 08-10-2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12910466)
Just moved to California and ....a ... uh...friend... wants to know what needs to be said to a physician in order to get a prescription. My...uh...friend... has no terminal problems, but could probably use anxiety, or stress or something like that for a reason. Also, if anybody has a doctor thats pretty 'reliable' on writing prescriptions, please ICQ me with their contact info. Thanks in advance for any help. ICQ- 414654182




1) you need to own a california ID

2) go see a chiropractor, tell him you have some back/neck pain....see him for a couple of weeks at least 2x a week

3) after that second week, get a photocopy from his office of your medical records with him, showing you are seeing him for pain and a record of your visits with him

4) find the nearest medicann office or other doctor that can prescribe, (if you have no medicann office nearby) and make an appointment to see him
http://www.medicannusa.com/locationmap.php
http://www.canorml.org/prop/215physicians.html

5) at your appointment, bring a copy of your chiropractor visits...and tell the doctor you have "chronic pain"...tell him you see a chiropractor because you prefer alternative treatments...tell him you dont want to take pills for your pain & thats why you're seeking a prescription, because you believe in "natural" healing :)

6) enjoy your prescription!!



chronic pain is best to have because its something that can't be diagnosed. if you say you have pain, you have pain :)

seeing a chiropractor shows you are a practitioner of alternative healing as opposed to pharmecutical healing & its a golden ticket to a prescription

hopefully that helps with your lower back pain!!!


:thumbsup

Big_Red 08-10-2007 07:38 PM

very good info felix. also, Medicann is a great place to get your rec from. They run a tight ship. There are a few others as well.......

TurboAngel 08-10-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12910712)
I"m not sure which one was first. The first one I posted didn't seem like it went through, so I told it to post again. Oops.

I'm just fucking with ya, that's why I said you were high.



:winkwink:

After Shock Media 08-10-2007 07:49 PM

Mine actually came from a real doctor. Hell the county office actually was shocked and said wow yours is the first real doctors prescription we have seen. Then backtracked and said well not real doctor but... Im like yeah I know what you mean.

Seriously though just find one of the many doctors that will write a script for the consultation fee. The state does not check up on the why's and the whatnots. I just can not stress it enough. YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SCRIPT AND GET A STATE ISSUED LICENSED CARD. Otherwise you are still breaking the law and can get butt fucked and end up serving a 10 to life sentance.

Trust me I helped pass this damn law, I also was charged by the US Government for Conspiracy charges and fought and won a ten to life sentance just for helping out with this issue. This goes beyond being detained twice in San Fran, handcuffed and sprawlled out on the floor by jackbooted thugs while they searched the place for 2+ hours to only let us go with no tickets or charges. Yes my paralyzed ass on the floor after being dumped out of my chair developing pressure sores along with many chronically sick people including many AIDs patients.

[ Nate ] 08-10-2007 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FelixFlow (Post 12910916)
1) you need to own a california ID

2) go see a chiropractor, tell him you have some back/neck pain....see him for a couple of weeks at least 2x a week

3) after that second week, get a photocopy from his office of your medical records with him, showing you are seeing him for pain and a record of your visits with him

4) find the nearest medicann office or other doctor that can prescribe, (if you have no medicann office nearby) and make an appointment to see him
http://www.medicannusa.com/locationmap.php
http://www.canorml.org/prop/215physicians.html

5) at your appointment, bring a copy of your chiropractor visits...and tell the doctor you have "chronic pain"...tell him you see a chiropractor because you prefer alternative treatments...tell him you dont want to take pills for your pain & thats why you're seeking a prescription, because you believe in "natural" healing :)

6) enjoy your prescription!!



chronic pain is best to have because its something that can't be diagnosed. if you say you have pain, you have pain :)

seeing a chiropractor shows you are a practitioner of alternative healing as opposed to pharmecutical healing & its a golden ticket to a prescription

hopefully that helps with your lower back pain!!!


:thumbsup



Cool! I'm taking notes on all of these tips from everyone so...my friend...is solid when he goes in. Thanks everyone for the advice!

Big_Red 08-10-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12910490)
Despite the hatred I have for those that use the medical purposes just for personal use, it is overridden by my hatred of the drug laws in this country.

First off there always is a large group of pseudo doctors who will write a script for anyone for almost any reason. Typically all you must do is find a club and ask for a Doctors refferal. They will hook you up with a Doctor that will write you a script for a 100.00 consultation fee or whatnot. You will then need to take that script down to your county offices to get a valid CA medical marijuana state issued card. Without such a card your script is worth less than the paper it is written on.

If you can not find a club, find a few of the assorted marijuana forums that have medical use areas. Inside there you will typically find refferals to doctors in any given area.

Thats not entirely true. In Los Angeles County, they have not implemented a card system yet. In San Francisco, not sure of the county, they have a card system. Anyhow just wanted to clarify.

After Shock Media 08-10-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 12911005)
Thats not entirely true. In Los Angeles County, they have not implemented a card system yet. In San Francisco, not sure of the county, they have a card system. Anyhow just wanted to clarify.

The card system is state wide so I would double check. It is not a county issue. However some counties have not yet allocated resources or opened an office to accept applications yet.

[ Nate ] 08-10-2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12910999)

Trust me I helped pass this damn law, I also was charged by the US Government for Conspiracy charges and fought and won a ten to life sentance just for helping out with this issue. This goes beyond being detained twice in San Fran, handcuffed and sprawlled out on the floor by jackbooted thugs while they searched the place for 2+ hours to only let us go with no tickets or charges. Yes my paralyzed ass on the floor after being dumped out of my chair developing pressure sores along with many chronically sick people including many AIDs patients.


Holy shit!!!!!!!

Big_Red 08-10-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12911036)
The card system is state wide so I would double check. It is not a county issue. However some counties have not yet allocated resources or opened an office to accept applications yet.

I have double and triple checked. But for what its worth when I get back to SF I will get one. Los Angeles doesnt recognize the card yet so it really wouldnt matter. You need your letter on you. But since I dont travel around the state better get me a card. Thanks for the info After Shock Media.

After Shock Media 08-10-2007 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 12911189)
I have double and triple checked. But for what its worth when I get back to SF I will get one. Los Angeles doesnt recognize the card yet so it really wouldnt matter. You need your letter on you. But since I dont travel around the state better get me a card. Thanks for the info After Shock Media.

Here ya go for more info.

http://www.dhs.ca.gov/mmp/

zand_stein 08-10-2007 10:58 PM

Thats sounds cool and interesting thanks for sharing that man

RevSand 08-11-2007 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12910999)
Mine actually came from a real doctor. Hell the county office actually was shocked and said wow yours is the first real doctors prescription we have seen. Then backtracked and said well not real doctor but... Im like yeah I know what you mean.

Seriously though just find one of the many doctors that will write a script for the consultation fee. The state does not check up on the why's and the whatnots. I just can not stress it enough. YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SCRIPT AND GET A STATE ISSUED LICENSED CARD. Otherwise you are still breaking the law and can get butt fucked and end up serving a 10 to life sentance.

Trust me I helped pass this damn law, I also was charged by the US Government for Conspiracy charges and fought and won a ten to life sentance just for helping out with this issue. This goes beyond being detained twice in San Fran, handcuffed and sprawlled out on the floor by jackbooted thugs while they searched the place for 2+ hours to only let us go with no tickets or charges. Yes my paralyzed ass on the floor after being dumped out of my chair developing pressure sores along with many chronically sick people including many AIDs patients.


Damn man... Sorry you had to go thru that... In LA its not even nearly that hard to get a certificate now.. And as stated above none of the co-ops here are even asking for the cards... I will let my "friend" know to check into one tho..

Fap 08-11-2007 12:41 AM

someone has been watching too much entourage

PussyTeenies 08-11-2007 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan (Post 12910827)
Talk to Johnny Drama he has the hookup

http://myspace-039.vo.llnwd.net/0070...04308039_m.jpg

hehehe :)

too bad Turtle smoked almost all of it :)

then again Drama got a bad trip HAHAHAH

meatboss 08-11-2007 02:43 AM

Now listen carefully...


You will want to take the sringe
and proceed to jab yourself
dead center, both eyese.

You now can claim to have glawcoma
you stupid fucking stoner.

[ Nate ] 08-11-2007 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatboss (Post 12912100)
Now listen carefully...


You will want to take the sringe
and proceed to jab yourself
dead center, both eyese.

You now can claim to have glawcoma
you stupid fucking stoner.

Damn meathead...sorry, "meatboss" I said it was for my friend.... his name is "fuck_off_and_drink_your_alcohol", you might know him.


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