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geeknik 08-10-2007 09:24 AM

Roseanne Barr sex tape is missing.
 
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Comic and actor Roseanne Barr has offered a reward to anyone that can return a sex tape of her that has gone "missing."

Barr has fired an intern who she alleges stole the tape while working for her on her MySpace page.

Barr says on her website: "One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.

"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."

She has also claimed that the intern posted offensive messages on the social networking site and apologised, stating: "I write only at RoseanneWorld.com I apologise to all on MySpace who received the offensive bulletins. The matter has been handled."
http://people.monstersandcritics.com...ape_is_missing

Tom_PM 08-10-2007 09:25 AM

Where can I send a thank you card?

jimthefiend 08-10-2007 09:25 AM

God I hope it stays lost.

Wizzo 08-10-2007 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12907777)
God I hope it stays lost.

My thoughts exactly! :pimp

Klen 08-10-2007 09:26 AM

Ha ha sex tape of roseanne i wonder who would want to watch that.

geeknik 08-10-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 12907785)
Ha ha sex tape of roseanne i wonder who would want to watch that.

There's a demand for everything in this biz, you should know that. ;)

seeric 08-10-2007 09:29 AM

hahahaha i just checked a ton of domains

all registered a long time ago.


setup!


lol


i would not wanna see that cow naked. lol

Brother Bilo 08-10-2007 09:30 AM

Hey, BBW's are popular enough these days to get some play. Not to mention how many people would watch it just to see how grossed out they can get. I heard watching the Roseanne tape a right of passed for boys to become men in some countries. I do not envy those people.

Martin3 08-10-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 08-10-2007 09:30 AM

still tons of typos left if anyone wants them

docputer 08-10-2007 09:31 AM

Roseanne always was a promoter. I am sure the sex tape is all ready for distibution

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-10-2007 09:33 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/4...b47fc3b447.jpg

Gawd, please spare us!!!

The worst part is that Rosanne is supposedly singing the National Anthem while doing reverse cowgirl... :helpme

ADG

Scott McD 08-10-2007 09:34 AM

Let's hope it never gets found......... :Oh crap

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-10-2007 09:36 AM

LoL that is hilarious.....she says she's willing to deal

TheStout 08-10-2007 09:39 AM

If anyone sees this it has to be posted. Wayyyyyy too funny

Martin3 08-10-2007 09:39 AM

I wonder which Roseanna is on the tape
The younger really fat Roseanna
http://i18.tinypic.com/4thksya.jpg

Or the skinnier but old Roseanna
http://i9.tinypic.com/5z78p34.jpg

seeric 08-10-2007 09:41 AM

just scooped a few killer names for seo. cant believe they're avail. throw up some pages so they get spidered at least.

royaljelly2 08-10-2007 09:49 AM

who'd want to see her in a sex video anyways?!

SykkBoy 08-10-2007 09:50 AM

I smell marketing ploy...haha

Jesper 08-10-2007 09:52 AM

Burn the tape please..

geeknik 08-10-2007 09:53 AM

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The man who found the Roseanne Barr sex tape has offered a reward to anyone that can fire the tape at the sun and remove the memories from his mind.

The comedienne has fired an intern who she alleges stole the tape while working for her on her MySpace page.

But in a bizarre twist the first person to watch the tape has put up a reward of £12,500 for the safe return of his sanity and libido, saying on a website: "There isn't enough Viagra in the world to get me up again."

Police are asking members of the public to avoid watching the tape or to face "something like a sexual version of The Ring".
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s4i23010

JFK 08-10-2007 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 12907993)
I smell marketing ploy...haha

yeah, me too:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 08-10-2007 10:11 AM

best news I've heard all week

SilkyJohnson 08-10-2007 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin3 (Post 12907910)
I wonder which Roseanna is on the tape
The younger really fat Roseanna
http://i18.tinypic.com/4thksya.jpg

Or the skinnier but old Roseanna
http://i9.tinypic.com/5z78p34.jpg

That would be awesome if it was from back in the day when she was with Tom Arnold....I'd watch it!! :1orglaugh Tom Arnold having sex would most likely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's so fucking twitchy and jumpy and all over the fucking place.:1orglaugh

frostyimpressions 08-10-2007 10:21 AM

That is something I'd pay not to ever see.

GAMEFINEST 08-10-2007 10:22 AM

a new low for her ..

teg0 08-10-2007 10:31 AM

Did she check the trash? Thats where I'd put it.

SilvercashJeanette 08-10-2007 10:32 AM

Ya know, she's not attractive at all (at least to a lot of us, Lol) but I think it would sell like hot cakes anyways... Not to mention how many people will take a peek at it only because it's Rosanne and they're curious and it's the chance to see a star get nude and naughty... People love to see stars being bad, no matter who they are.

:2 cents:

teg0 08-10-2007 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SilvercashJeanette (Post 12908312)
Ya know, she's not attractive at all (at least to a lot of us, Lol) but I think it would sell like hot cakes anyways... Not to mention how many people will take a peek at it only because it's Rosanne and they're curious and it's the chance to see a star get nude and naughty... People love to see stars being bad, no matter who they are.

:2 cents:

Yes, but there are easier ways to kill yourself.

SmokeyTheBear 08-10-2007 11:03 AM

http://www.cojeco.cz/attach/photos/l...arles-2max.jpg

I knew there was a reason i was blind

Holly 08-10-2007 11:11 AM

It was a joke. No sex tape.

Brother Bilo 08-10-2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12908201)
That would be awesome if it was from back in the day when she was with Tom Arnold....I'd watch it!! :1orglaugh Tom Arnold having sex would most likely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's so fucking twitchy and jumpy and all over the fucking place.:1orglaugh

It's funny the only thing you focused on with this sex tape is Tom Arnold. It's 2007 now dude, you can come out of the closet now if you want. Boyalley can help if you need it too.

jonesonyou 08-10-2007 11:16 AM

I fucked her.

HairToStay 08-10-2007 12:03 PM

She's my "friend" on MySpace and the last few days her bulletins have been downright nasty but I notice the words have been rearranged. Instead of calling Rosie and Barbara names, she's now being nice.

I just figured she was drunk

baddog 08-10-2007 12:27 PM

There is a God

seeric 08-10-2007 12:46 PM

some of the people on this board would fuck her. that is a fact.

RevSand 08-10-2007 12:46 PM

She wants to be the next Paris...

SilkyJohnson 08-10-2007 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 12908587)
It's funny the only thing you focused on with this sex tape is Tom Arnold. It's 2007 now dude, you can come out of the closet now if you want. Boyalley can help if you need it too.

1st off, if you're watching that movie to see Rosanne's fat wrinkly ass naked you might as well be gay. I was trying to avoid the bumping of the uglies nastyness and focus on some laughs I could get out of watching Tom Arnold get his freak on and show his "O" face...fucking guy.

2nd, get back in your cage and for the last time would you please stay off my freegin grass!!


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