how do u introduce a loved one to porn?
 

as I sit here with this chicken head watching Transformers the Movie on DVD with an ounce of doja I'm thinking to myself. If she was my woman how would I tell her I was a smut peddler?


1)Would I spring it on her at one time

2) ask her to star in one

3) tell her i do mainstream work

4) say its none of your damn buisness bitach!

ask her what she thinks of one of your models.

spit in your hand
lube up your cock
shove it up her ass while you snap some pictures
then post the pics here

#2 Ask her to star in one.... but I was always crazy like that

dude thats already been posted here before...in fact, it was my brothers cock

just tell em, whats the worst that can happen?


bunky

just tell her
If she doesn't freak out get out your camera and tell her to get naked :Graucho

dude im the pimp of all pimps...i mean shaft aint got shit on me!! I'm sayin i dont want the broad runnin out the house screamin bloody mary but then..whats the worse she can do?

Just say something like "You know I heard there's good money in porn sites" and see what her reaction is

dial 911

cock abuse can get u serious time in jail!

I say run with number 5:

Record her without her concent then post it to the Internet.

I have seen others do this VERY recently then claim that it is perfectly legal so I doubt that you would get any legal hassle from it. :1orglaugh

Unicron owns all. I love how ther was ONE CURSE in the movie and it became controversial.

are u speaking from experience?:1orglaugh

Same way you introduce anyone to what you think is cool.

Without their opinion, feed it to them.

Usually on their knees.

:winkwink:

:glugglug

:stoned

you dont

Nooooooo. Not at all. :glugglug

As in "Robots in disguise"? :Graucho

I've actually been thru this twice recently. In the begining I do "internet Marketing"...the I slowly break 'em in to it. I feel 'em out (no pun intended) & see how they handle just porn in general. I've noticed that most women say they hate porn & think it's degrating in the begining...but it turns out they ALL are into it. In my experiences, once I tell 'em the whole truth, they just start crackin' up & call me a 'dork' & a 'pervert'. :1orglaugh

My ma on the other hand would prob'ly have a heart attack!

most of the woman I know in general love porn but they have that "I wouldnt do that on camera" mentality.In fact,in order for them not to show how much of a freak they are they usually say "Big Daddy,put ona flick" and we roll with it from there BUt i can imagine their expression when they find out I LIVE this business that their mouth drops (peferably below knee range) ...and yes robots in disguise

take her to L'Orangerie up on La Cienega. When she asks how you can afford an $800.00 meal. Tell her what you do.

But you have to convince her that you're not a perv. That's the hardest part.

Tell her that just because you look deep into a woman's birth canal all day, and just because you jack off 5 times a day, and just because you occasionally do the 'shampoo bottle up your ass trick' while jacking off in the shower, doesn't make you a perv.

eh?:spawn but im all that and more..