Need some advice on getting laid here guys
 

Hey guys I need some advice on getting laid here isnt there like a good book or something on this?
Im a bit older than most of the girls I like 18 to 24 Im 33 but Im finding I have nothing in common with them at all but of course Im still attracted to them.
I also have put on some weight since I was in my 20s due to the amounts of beer I drink and I smoke butts too so.

Need some advice on how to get some of these lovely ladies Ive been seeing around to get with them.

Any Ideas on how I can do this?

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yeah if only it was just that easy

I just dont know what to do Im getting seriously depressed its been almost a year here and nothing and I just cant relate to girls that were like in diapers when I was in high school but I am so attracted to themnow that they are over 18.
Also I am not attracted to women over the age of 22 at all some that are up to 24 but mostly just between 18 and 22

go workout, it helps your convidence tons,

just be your fucking self also, alot of try hards girls will laught at.

and just remember it is a better feeling being turned down then not trying to pick them up at all.

you cant really go and look for it, just take it when it comes, 1 tip is always put on a smile when looking at a girl, you dont want to give that "what is this creep lookin at" look.

a simple smile goes a long way to show they are interested.

it would surprise you how many girls do not actually get approached.

signup for adult friend finder
search for girls in your area that fall under "A little extra padding "
message all of them
aff is great for hunting down local fatties for a quick nut!

alcohol!

Thanks for this advice.I do need to seriously get in the gym again.

Rent a large plain white van, go to McDonalds, and wave candy around then throw it in the back of your van, and when the blonde jumps in.. Lock the Door!

No see the other thing is I could get laid by this method but Im very picky about the woman Im going to be bedding up with and lil extra padding just is nasty to me.

Get tested, and then enter the wonderful world of POV porn shooting, if your lucky you can even sell the scene to cover your cost to hump your favorite porn starlette.

thats just fucked up man.:(

got a link to apply?

lol you know im joking

lol sick but good non the less Ill give it to ya.:thumbsup:helpme