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Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2007 02:48 AM

Woman sells husband's first wife's ashes at yard sale by 'acident'
 
'Ashes' sold at garage sale

A woman in New York is in a spot of bother with her husband after accidentally selling the ashes of his first wife for 58 cents at a garage sale.

Anita Lewis sold the ceramic turtle jar containing the ashes of Terrence Lewis's first wife to a woman who planned to use it as a cookie jar, reports news.com.au

Mrs Lewis held the sale at the weekend while her husband was asleep in the house.

The large turtle container was quickly snapped up, despite the buyer not being able to get the lid off.

Mr Lewis's first wife had collected turtles and the couple's home was full of them, Mrs Lewis said.

"We have lots of turtles," she told the Elmira Star-Gazette newspaper. "It didn't even register that this was the one (containing the ashes)."

The couple hoped the woman would discover the ashes and return them.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2452164.html

xcitecash 08-08-2007 03:22 AM

I wonder how many second wives would have the first wife's ashes in their house. she did it on purpose and good for her

u-Bob 08-08-2007 03:23 AM

djeez :) :) :) :)

Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2007 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcitecash (Post 12895247)
I wonder how many second wives would have the first wife's ashes in their house. she did it on purpose and good for her

Good for her? So, his wife dies and he is suppose to pretend she didn't exist? It isn't as if they were divorced. If you are going to marry a widow or widower then you marry them knowing that.

Violetta 08-08-2007 03:44 AM

haha... poor lady

Freaky_Akula 08-08-2007 04:18 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrCain 08-08-2007 04:26 AM

LMAO :1orglaugh

divine116 08-08-2007 04:35 AM

how come the second wife didn't notice that?

cashbot 08-08-2007 07:06 AM

What a selfish bitch... Pity the poor man who married a beast like that.

calibra 08-08-2007 09:05 AM

Real bitch. I'm sure she was aware of what's in the turtle.

cyberstar 08-08-2007 09:13 AM

lol i love those kind of "accidents"...

Holly 08-08-2007 09:23 AM

I would have bought another turtle jar, fired up the fireplace, dropped in some logs, and had that thing full and back on the shelf before he woke up. :1orglaugh

alby_persignup 08-08-2007 09:26 AM

hahahah crazy!

BuggyG 08-08-2007 09:28 AM

nah probably got the lid off and the buyer thought it was "snow" inside hehehe

Spyce 08-08-2007 09:30 AM

Don't eat cookies at her house!

_Richard_ 08-08-2007 09:32 AM

lol.. i hope they get it back, before the cookies go in it

tranza 08-08-2007 09:36 AM

That's no good....

Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot (Post 12895696)
What a selfish bitch... Pity the poor man who married a beast like that.

At this point I would wonder what he would do with her ashes when the next 'accident' happened.

SPACE GLIDER 08-08-2007 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12895191)
'Ashes' sold at garage sale

A woman in New York is in a spot of bother with her husband after accidentally selling the ashes of his first wife for 58 cents at a garage sale.

Anita Lewis sold the ceramic turtle jar containing the ashes of Terrence Lewis's first wife to a woman who planned to use it as a cookie jar, reports news.com.au

Mrs Lewis held the sale at the weekend while her husband was asleep in the house.

The large turtle container was quickly snapped up, despite the buyer not being able to get the lid off.

Mr Lewis's first wife had collected turtles and the couple's home was full of them, Mrs Lewis said.

"We have lots of turtles," she told the Elmira Star-Gazette newspaper. "It didn't even register that this was the one (containing the ashes)."

The couple hoped the woman would discover the ashes and return them.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2452164.html

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr. Websites 08-08-2007 11:57 AM

I would hate to be eating cookies out of that jar. :Oh crap

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-08-2007 12:52 PM

wow that is absolutely crazy lol....atleast she didnt mind his first wife staying in the same house as them....

Ravage 08-08-2007 12:54 PM

You mean that wasn't Hot Chocolate mix?

:helpme:helpme

Sosa 08-08-2007 12:55 PM

lol that bitch!

D 08-08-2007 12:55 PM

Messed Up.

Manowar 08-08-2007 12:57 PM

god damn, that's terrible

Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum ChrisM (Post 12897499)
You mean that wasn't Hot Chocolate mix?

:helpme:helpme

now, there is a scary thought

The Duck 08-08-2007 03:38 PM

Why even sell shit so cheap.


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