I just called the Police!
 

They are here right now - I'll give you guys details soon...

NARC

did you tell them about your stash in the closet?

Woops.......

I can't wait to hear why. I cannot imagine voluntarily contacting the police unless someone was removing my limbs with a hacksaw.

SpaceAce

details?

lemme guess, you like police men ? :Graucho

someone phone him up and pretend to want to buy some drugs

What about that crack deal for Sat. ? We still on. I'll give 100,000 K

lol ha ha

He's actually refering to this guy


He's having the bikerguy in tomorow..

i'll bet at least someone involved was shihahahaess with a mullet haircut and carrying a beer can?

Better hide your Jerry Garcia shit

and your 'Up in smoke' video

maybe he is trying to get cheap content for for-women/gay sites :)

'for-woman' sites..

You are new around here.. arent you?

Tease us with fun anecdotes and then just leave us hanging ..... sheees

He went to jail when I mentioned a crack deal lol

Now the FBI and Home Land security is getting my ip info

Ahh.. let the guy bullshit.. and let's give him some attention.

At least he's not posting he just died or something..

Be nice! He is going to be in a gay porno with buba at the jail house tonight

Hey - I'm back.

Here's the deal:

I went out on the Delaware River today with one of my friends. He decided to go back home and call some girls he knows to go back out on the river later on tonight. He dropped me back off at my house so I could bring her back out and we all could go out.

I show up at my house a few minutes before she got home from work and she was in a blind rage, accusing me of cheating on her. Apparently, her girlfriend (that is jealous of me 'taking her away from her') called my girl up and told her a twisted story of what she heard from my a friend of my friend that I was out on the boat with. The story was much different from the truth.

Anyways, she started flipping out and was throwing my shit all over the place. I had to call the Police to make sure that she got out without anything 'happening'. Sure enough, she was telling the cops that I was beating her. I told the cops (right in front of her) to show them the marks of me hitting her and she didn't have a word to say - she just ignored me and continued out the door.

So, here I am with my place trashed from her clearing her stuff out of here. Some friends of mine just showed up and we're going out for a few beers. I'll gove you guys more details later.




T:Oh crap

Where at on the Delaware?, Linden Ave? or down around Penns Landing?

Cherry Park I guess.

last time my friend and i jumped down from the bridge man. that's a fucking long story but i don't have time now .

Don't let her back in bro. If she doesn't trust you now, she never will. She sounds like a complete spaz. Trouble waiting to happen...

People live in Delaware?!!

crazy bitches.. all of em.

no, i just used to work for cj, the woman behind purve.com.

she sounds a little too hair triggered to be around, at the very least, for a few weeks.

I feel for you bro. Philly chicks all have mental problems.

i heard the lagoon is supposed to be good this weekend, was going to go tonight. should have went there!

south philly girls are evil.

Right!?:1orglaugh Is that still a state even?

actually, the term SPAZ refers to someone with cerebral palsey. ie: spastic. i believe the word you meant to say is psycho.

I also think it's quite humorous how ya took time out to post that message as this crazy broad was tearin' apart your place! :1orglaugh

I just fucked her

I got an extra girlfriend available for some traffic, she'll clean that shit up too.

you should have bitch-slapped her :BangBang:

i beleive the word he wanted to use was hahahaha

:1orglaugh who is this?

does this mean you WON'T be at AWE?

Mother fucker, dude, that sucks.

Girls that say they are beaten when they haven't been are fucking bitches - but, what can you do?

Home Land Security -- HLS
equals
KGB

We were out on the river right there at Penns Landing, around the Ben Franklin Bridge.



You're more right than you know. She's a southern girl, from North Carolina. A real redneck.



That's exactly where were were gonna go!



Hehehe - You're more than welcome to. I'm not gonna take her back - ever.



She desperately deserved it, but that's not me. Besides, I'd be behind bars right now.




True, I'm just glad it is over with. I think I'll be better off by myself for a while.


Unfortunately, I won't be going. I'm really depressed about it too. I was really looking forward to meeting 12clicks and all the other local webmasters that will be there.



:Oh crap

Ive had similar stuff happen long ago in a land far away called "I''m a hahahaha whipped pussy" Bitch grabbed a can of motor oil and poured it all over my clothes and smashed a few of my guitars...same story...any chick that would be willing to have you put away for beating her when it wasnt true needs to be cut loose
ASAP...it will happen again no matter what you think
So next time you see her dont give her a hug and whatever you do dont smell her neck..other wise you'll be posting your next story from the jailhouse library

:uhoh

The nightmare continues...


Here it is, two days later. The house is in shambles. Stuff was thrown everywhere from when Ann stormed out of here. I'm noticing more and more of my belongings that are missing. She cleaned out the bathroom of everything, I'm missing a bunch of clothes, and my car keys are nowhere to be found.

The more I think about it, the more it starts to make some kind of sense. Here, my lease is up in exactly one week and I haven't found a place to live yet. Money isn't as plentiful as it was when I first started dating her last year. I took her out to Vegas for the Super Bowl, went down to Atlantic City for days at a time, I used to take her out to resturants and we would always go out and do something afterwards - every night of the week.

Recently, I told her that she needed to get a job to help out with the bills. She was used to doing a whole bunch of nothing, so I'm sure she was pissed off about that. The small amount of money that she earned, with her very part time job, was not enough for anything. It just lowered the amount of money I 'd give her each week.

Anyhow, I'm putting a bunch of stuff up on eBay now, getting ready to move out of here. Maybe this whole thing was a blessing in disguise. I was planning on marrying this woman. I suppose it's better to find out what she's all about now, instead of later.

wise words.

TurboFace - be tough.

A real man would kick your fucking ass for even saying that. Whether you're joking or not.

Yeah! Sexism isnt funny!

Damn, you spoiled her rotten. Treat your woman well, don't give her everything under the sun. Your same kindness and personality will always be available, gifts and vacations will not...

I always crack up when people tell me they're taking their girl on some wild vacation for their one month anniversary. Why? Vacations are a treat, a gift on anniversaries are expected... don't mix the two.

Haha, maybe this is why I don't have a girlfriend! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Don't make me fist your cat.