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  • Turboface
    Back in Black
    • Mar 2002
    • 9976

    #1

    I just called the Police!

    They are here right now - I'll give you guys details soon...
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  • Killerelf
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    • Jan 2001
    • 367

    #2
    NARC
    I am not allowed to tell you anything that I feel like telling you

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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470

      #3
      did you tell them about your stash in the closet?

      Woops.......
      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

      Now read without the word dog.

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      • SpaceAce
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 6493

        #4
        I can't wait to hear why. I cannot imagine voluntarily contacting the police unless someone was removing my limbs with a hacksaw.

        SpaceAce

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        • roseyrid
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 1058

          #5
          details?

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
            • 28301

            #6
            lemme guess, you like police men ?

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #7
              someone phone him up and pretend to want to buy some drugs
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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              • oratu
                Registered User
                • Sep 2002
                • 155

                #8
                What about that crack deal for Sat. ? We still on. I'll give 100,000 K

                lol ha ha

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                • mrthumbs
                  salad tossing sig guy
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 11702

                  #9
                  He's actually refering to this guy


                  He's having the bikerguy in tomorow..

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                  • hershie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 4642

                    #10
                    i'll bet at least someone involved was shihahahaess with a mullet haircut and carrying a beer can?

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                    • oratu
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 155

                      #11
                      Better hide your Jerry Garcia shit

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                      • oratu
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 155

                        #12
                        and your 'Up in smoke' video

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                        • corvo
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                          • May 2001
                          • 253

                          #13
                          maybe he is trying to get cheap content for for-women/gay sites
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                          Corvo.....

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                          • mrthumbs
                            salad tossing sig guy
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 11702

                            #14
                            Originally posted by corvo
                            maybe he is trying to get cheap content for for-women/gay sites

                            'for-woman' sites..

                            You are new around here.. arent you?

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                            • HeadPimp
                              Bad Mo-Fo
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 2772

                              #15
                              Tease us with fun anecdotes and then just leave us hanging ..... sheees

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                              • oratu
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 155

                                #16
                                He went to jail when I mentioned a crack deal lol

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                                • oratu
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 155

                                  #17
                                  Now the FBI and Home Land security is getting my ip info

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                                  • mrthumbs
                                    salad tossing sig guy
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 11702

                                    #18
                                    Ahh.. let the guy bullshit.. and let's give him some attention.

                                    At least he's not posting he just died or something..

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                                    • oratu
                                      Registered User
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 155

                                      #19
                                      Be nice! He is going to be in a gay porno with buba at the jail house tonight

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                                      • Turboface
                                        Back in Black
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 9976

                                        #20
                                        Hey - I'm back.

                                        Here's the deal:

                                        I went out on the Delaware River today with one of my friends. He decided to go back home and call some girls he knows to go back out on the river later on tonight. He dropped me back off at my house so I could bring her back out and we all could go out.

                                        I show up at my house a few minutes before she got home from work and she was in a blind rage, accusing me of cheating on her. Apparently, her girlfriend (that is jealous of me 'taking her away from her') called my girl up and told her a twisted story of what she heard from my a friend of my friend that I was out on the boat with. The story was much different from the truth.

                                        Anyways, she started flipping out and was throwing my shit all over the place. I had to call the Police to make sure that she got out without anything 'happening'. Sure enough, she was telling the cops that I was beating her. I told the cops (right in front of her) to show them the marks of me hitting her and she didn't have a word to say - she just ignored me and continued out the door.

                                        So, here I am with my place trashed from her clearing her stuff out of here. Some friends of mine just showed up and we're going out for a few beers. I'll gove you guys more details later.




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                                        • ibjem2
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 178

                                          #21
                                          Where at on the Delaware?, Linden Ave? or down around Penns Landing?

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                                          • AbuckOr2
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 498

                                            #22
                                            Cherry Park I guess.

                                            last time my friend and i jumped down from the bridge man. that's a fucking long story but i don't have time now .

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                                            • Sly_RJ
                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 17042

                                              #23
                                              Don't let her back in bro. If she doesn't trust you now, she never will. She sounds like a complete spaz. Trouble waiting to happen...
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                                              • eru
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 2612

                                                #24
                                                People live in Delaware?!!
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                                                • pauly
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 114

                                                  #25
                                                  crazy bitches.. all of em.
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                                                  • corvo
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 253

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mrthumbs



                                                    'for-woman' sites..

                                                    You are new around here.. arent you?
                                                    no, i just used to work for cj, the woman behind purve.com.

                                                    she sounds a little too hair triggered to be around, at the very least, for a few weeks.
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                                                    • kosmic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 871

                                                      #27
                                                      I feel for you bro. Philly chicks all have mental problems.
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                                                      • Alky
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                        • 5651

                                                        #28
                                                        i heard the lagoon is supposed to be good this weekend, was going to go tonight. should have went there!

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                                                        • Alky
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 5651

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kosmic
                                                          I feel for you bro. Philly chicks all have mental problems.
                                                          south philly girls are evil.

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                                                          • eRock
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 3112

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by eru
                                                            People live in Delaware?!!
                                                            Right!? Is that still a state even?
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                                                            • titmowse
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 5320

                                                              #31
                                                              She sounds like a complete spaz.
                                                              actually, the term SPAZ refers to someone with cerebral palsey. ie: spastic. i believe the word you meant to say is psycho.
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                                                              • eRock
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 3112

                                                                #32
                                                                I also think it's quite humorous how ya took time out to post that message as this crazy broad was tearin' apart your place!
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                                                                • boneprone
                                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 34415

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I just fucked her

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                                                                  • Socks
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 8475

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I got an extra girlfriend available for some traffic, she'll clean that shit up too.

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                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 28301

                                                                      #35
                                                                      you should have bitch-slapped her

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                                                                      • DarkJedi
                                                                        No Refunds Issued.
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 28301

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by titmowse


                                                                        actually, the term SPAZ refers to someone with cerebral palsey. ie: spastic. i believe the word you meant to say is psycho.
                                                                        i beleive the word he wanted to use was hahahaha

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                                                                        • BT
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 6481

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                                          i beleive the word he wanted to use was hahahaha

                                                                          who is this?

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                                                                          • 12clicks
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 19813

                                                                            #38
                                                                            does this mean you WON'T be at AWE?
                                                                            I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                            • Juge
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 1917

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Mother fucker, dude, that sucks.

                                                                              Girls that say they are beaten when they haven't been are fucking bitches - but, what can you do?

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                                                                              • steffie
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                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                • 2422

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • Turboface
                                                                                  Back in Black
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 9976

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by ibjem2
                                                                                  Where at on the Delaware?, Linden Ave? or down around Penns Landing?
                                                                                  We were out on the river right there at Penns Landing, around the Ben Franklin Bridge.



                                                                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                                  Don't let her back in bro. If she doesn't trust you now, she never will. She sounds like a complete spaz. Trouble waiting to happen...
                                                                                  You're more right than you know. She's a southern girl, from North Carolina. A real redneck.



                                                                                  Originally posted by Alky
                                                                                  i heard the lagoon is supposed to be good this weekend, was going to go tonight. should have went there!
                                                                                  That's exactly where were were gonna go!



                                                                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                  I just fucked her
                                                                                  Hehehe - You're more than welcome to. I'm not gonna take her back - ever.



                                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                  you should have bitch-slapped her
                                                                                  She desperately deserved it, but that's not me. Besides, I'd be behind bars right now.



                                                                                  Originally posted by Juge
                                                                                  Mother fucker, dude, that sucks. Girls that say they are beaten when they haven't been are fucking bitches - but, what can you do?

                                                                                  True, I'm just glad it is over with. I think I'll be better off by myself for a while.


                                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                  does this mean you WON'T be at AWE?
                                                                                  Unfortunately, I won't be going. I'm really depressed about it too. I was really looking forward to meeting 12clicks and all the other local webmasters that will be there.



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                                                                                  • angelsofporn
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                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 3218

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Ive had similar stuff happen long ago in a land far away called "I''m a hahahaha whipped pussy" Bitch grabbed a can of motor oil and poured it all over my clothes and smashed a few of my guitars...same story...any chick that would be willing to have you put away for beating her when it wasnt true needs to be cut loose
                                                                                    ASAP...it will happen again no matter what you think
                                                                                    So next time you see her dont give her a hug and whatever you do dont smell her neck..other wise you'll be posting your next story from the jailhouse library

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                                                                                    • Turboface
                                                                                      Back in Black
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 9976

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by pornopete


                                                                                      A real man would have smacked the bitch and got her to make him a ham sandwidch and bring him a beer. Men do not call the police.


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                                                                                      • Turboface
                                                                                        Back in Black
                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                        • 9976

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        The nightmare continues...


                                                                                        Here it is, two days later. The house is in shambles. Stuff was thrown everywhere from when Ann stormed out of here. I'm noticing more and more of my belongings that are missing. She cleaned out the bathroom of everything, I'm missing a bunch of clothes, and my car keys are nowhere to be found.

                                                                                        The more I think about it, the more it starts to make some kind of sense. Here, my lease is up in exactly one week and I haven't found a place to live yet. Money isn't as plentiful as it was when I first started dating her last year. I took her out to Vegas for the Super Bowl, went down to Atlantic City for days at a time, I used to take her out to resturants and we would always go out and do something afterwards - every night of the week.

                                                                                        Recently, I told her that she needed to get a job to help out with the bills. She was used to doing a whole bunch of nothing, so I'm sure she was pissed off about that. The small amount of money that she earned, with her very part time job, was not enough for anything. It just lowered the amount of money I 'd give her each week.

                                                                                        Anyhow, I'm putting a bunch of stuff up on eBay now, getting ready to move out of here. Maybe this whole thing was a blessing in disguise. I was planning on marrying this woman. I suppose it's better to find out what she's all about now, instead of later.
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                                                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 28301

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by pornopete


                                                                                          A real man would have smacked the bitch and got her to make him a ham sandwidch and bring him a beer. Men do not call the police.

                                                                                          wise words.

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                                                                                          • Sly_RJ
                                                                                            Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 17042

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by pornopete


                                                                                            A real man would have smacked the bitch and got her to make him a ham sandwidch and bring him a beer. Men do not call the police.
                                                                                            A real man would kick your fucking ass for even saying that. Whether you're joking or not.
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                                                                                            • [Labret]
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 10945

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                                              A real man would kick your fucking ass for even saying that. Whether you're joking or not.
                                                                                              Yeah! Sexism isnt funny!

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                                                                                              • Sly_RJ
                                                                                                Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                                • 17042

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Turboface
                                                                                                The nightmare continues...


                                                                                                Here it is, two days later. The house is in shambles. Stuff was thrown everywhere from when Ann stormed out of here. I'm noticing more and more of my belongings that are missing. She cleaned out the bathroom of everything, I'm missing a bunch of clothes, and my car keys are nowhere to be found.

                                                                                                The more I think about it, the more it starts to make some kind of sense. Here, my lease is up in exactly one week and I haven't found a place to live yet. Money isn't as plentiful as it was when I first started dating her last year. I took her out to Vegas for the Super Bowl, went down to Atlantic City for days at a time, I used to take her out to resturants and we would always go out and do something afterwards - every night of the week.

                                                                                                Recently, I told her that she needed to get a job to help out with the bills. She was used to doing a whole bunch of nothing, so I'm sure she was pissed off about that. The small amount of money that she earned, with her very part time job, was not enough for anything. It just lowered the amount of money I 'd give her each week.

                                                                                                Anyhow, I'm putting a bunch of stuff up on eBay now, getting ready to move out of here. Maybe this whole thing was a blessing in disguise. I was planning on marrying this woman. I suppose it's better to find out what she's all about now, instead of later.
                                                                                                Damn, you spoiled her rotten. Treat your woman well, don't give her everything under the sun. Your same kindness and personality will always be available, gifts and vacations will not...

                                                                                                I always crack up when people tell me they're taking their girl on some wild vacation for their one month anniversary. Why? Vacations are a treat, a gift on anniversaries are expected... don't mix the two.

                                                                                                Haha, maybe this is why I don't have a girlfriend!
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                                                                                                • Sly_RJ
                                                                                                  Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 17042

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by [Labret]


                                                                                                  Yeah! Sexism isnt funny!


                                                                                                  Don't make me fist your cat.
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                                                                                                  • Turboface
                                                                                                    Back in Black
                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 9976

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                                                    Damn, you spoiled her rotten. Treat your woman well, don't give her everything under the sun. Your same kindness and personality will always be available, gifts and vacations will not...


                                                                                                    Ya, you've got a point there. One of her hobbies was shopping at the Mall. We would go all the time. Thinking back now, I think that that was a mistake. For the first cople of months, every day was Christmas for her.
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