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Florida prosecutes 8 men for masturbation - in private. No joke.

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A Florida inmate convicted this week of masturbating while alone in his jail cell is reportedly only one of eight targets

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In addition to the 20-year-old inmate convicted this week, three other inmates charged in similar cases have accepted pleas and three still await trial (one case was dismissed). All were charged by the same female deputy, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

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during Alexander's trial, prosecutor Cynthia Lauriston and the female deputy who complained, after observing him on a monitor as he was alone in his cell, "managed to describe Alexander's offense in startling detail, eight times, once with Lauriston approximating the action with arm motions

http://www.abajournal.com/news/eight...urbation_case/

Prosecuting people for masturbating in prison? I mean, wtf? They expect men to go years without getting off? How unrealistic is that?

Cripe. This country's going to hell.

PS: I bet you that jail guard and the prosecutor are both man hating lesbians. Or evangelicals. Or evangelical lesbians now THAT would be scurry! :helpme

Or maybe they just need some dick? :error

I have no idea but they both need fired. :2 cents:

A prison cell is considered a public place by law.

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12877552)

A prison cell is considered a public place by law.

Ok well that's just fine and dandy. The state of Florida expects men who are serving various prison sentences, years or perhaps even decades, to never get off?

Isn't this basically making a law that's guaranteed 100% of people will break?

Cruel and unusual punishment if you ask me..............

Haha, you guys are fucked in the head.

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12877558)

Tough shit. If you want to jerkoff, don't commit armed robbery. It's jail, not a hotel room.

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12877552)

A prison cell is considered a public place by law.

Then wouldn't taking a shit also be a crime?

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12877586)

Tough shit. If you want to jerkoff, don't commit armed robbery. It's jail, not a hotel room.

For starters, not everyone that's in jail is in there for armed robbery.

Secondly, by making laws that you KNOW there's about a 100% probability will be broken by each and every inmate, you're kind of making it difficult to reform those that you incarcerate aren't you? Making laws simply to be able to stack additional charges onto someone? How does that help or accomplish anything?

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 12877600)

Then wouldn't taking a shit also be a crime?

Very good point.

Here is an interesting concept.

www.FleshlightsForPrisoners.com

Cruel and unusual...