Best excuses you've heard
 

We've all heard em either from our hosts or from whoever. Post your best ones you've heard actually coming from someone who isn't giving the service/product you need.

I had a programmer working on some Internet Explorer Extension software. The project was already late, and he said he needed another two weeks for one particular feature. Said it would require a bunch of R&D. The two weeks pass, and he delivers the product. But the thing he was apparently researching and developing for the last two weeks wasn't even included in the program. Needless to say, i told him to go and fuck himself.