Mr. Lightspeed, your attention please.
 

http://www.bridesagency.com/profile-45586.html

Look familiar? :thumbsup I couldn't help myself. I paid my money and she's on a plane to Oklahoma right now. :pimp

rofl...my question is, what are you doing on a site like that anyway?

hahahahahaha

I was actually looking at FARK and saw the comments on one of the classifieds.. ;)

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2960625

But you can't help but fall in love with that girl. :thumbsup

you know hes gonna be pissed of.

oh god, i just spilled my water all over my keyboard

Yes. I know. But the difference between me and most people on GFY is that Steve and I actually get along. Hehe. ;)

rofl

this will cost them

Thanks for the heads up, geeknik....we appreciate it. Legal counsel notified.

If you get 200 lbs of non-English speakin lovin....well...I think that site has a no refund policy :)

If it doesn't workout send her to NY ...lol

And you were able to type without problem?

Roflllllllllllllll!

muahahahaha....

How do they think they can getaway with that? The girl is one of the most populars girls on the net.

it is silly that I don't even know who she is?

The girl is Jordan Capri and her program is LightSpeedCash
Great program $$:thumbsup

They clearly have no clue who she is. If you not connected to the industry and don't spend your free time looking at porn..... They had no clue of who she was.

My god how stupid can you get.

:(

yeah, I know the name jordan capri and of course lightspeed cash....I am just SOOOOOO bad with faces, I probably couldn't pick jenna jameson out of a lineup if you lined her up with 10 other hot blondes

About my match: needs to be serious,flexible,communicating,with the sense of humor. still it does not matter much as everything is clear while conversing

So after maxing out my Credit Cards to have Jordan Capri flown from the Ukraine to Oklahoma, I was very disappointed to have to pick up THIS thing from the airport this morning...

http://www.bbwathome.co.uk/blog/images/bbw-porn1.jpg

And then she had 4 of these for breakfast....

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2006/12/wcc12092006.jpg

After that I took her to the doctor and maxed out another credit card.. Through the wonders of modern medicine, I now have this:

http://www.sexy-brazilian-shemale.co.../raquel023.jpg

*sigh* The next time you fuck a fat chick, make sure the rolls aren't hiding a dick. :thumbsup

Don't say I didn't warn you.....and I'm a bit worried that you went for the uber boobs and kept the penis on her :helpme :helpme

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Sure you could Jace, she's the one that looks like an alien stick-figure... :winkwink:

Yeah, well, when you run out of money you've got to make sacrificies. At least now I can give my girl the gangbang she's always wanted. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

a quote from Fark site
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2960625

sad but true

muhahaha... YANA TIX. Stupid fuckers

haha thats a good one

LoL omg thats so funny

Lawsuit !!!!!!!!

I LOLed :)

LMAO :1orglaugh

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hehe :1orglaugh