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quantum-x 07-31-2007 07:45 AM

Why France Is Cooler Than The USA, Lesson 1
 
Lesson One.
France Is Cooler Than America Because Of The Public Acceptance Of Tits.

This is a screenshot of my internet / phone account:
http://www.ninjito.com/AFF.jpg

Stay Tuned For Part 2!

WDjay 07-31-2007 07:49 AM

THANKS TO AMERICA !!!!!

http://www.majorplm.com/catalogue/Ca...in%20Paris.jpg

quantum-x 07-31-2007 07:49 AM

Lesson 2:

YARLY
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Rochereau.JPG

quantum-x 07-31-2007 07:51 AM

THANKS TO FRANCE
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eofliberty.JPG

We can play this game all day ;)

CDSmith 07-31-2007 07:53 AM

I like France and the French, but they really got owned with that whole Maginot line fiasco.

And what's with all the surrendering?

:D

quantum-x 07-31-2007 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12848190)
I like France and the French, but they really got owned with that whole Maginot line fiasco.

And what's with all the surrendering?

:D

Buggers me, I'm not here for the war ;)

OG LennyT 07-31-2007 07:58 AM

but you live in Australia?

LOL ok dude

quantum-x 07-31-2007 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT (Post 12848212)
but you live in Australia?

LOL ok dude

My location is outdated. I live in Paris :)

WDjay 07-31-2007 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 12848179)
THANKS TO FRANCE
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eofliberty.JPG

We can play this game all day ;)


Well played sir, well played

Angelo22 07-31-2007 08:02 AM

Same here in italy, tits arent as scandalous as they are over there

But hey, America is what it is now only because of the europeans that emigrated to there

sniperwolf 07-31-2007 08:04 AM

I want to visit France! It's so beautiful there... :)

nico-t 07-31-2007 08:06 AM

tits arent censored anywhere in europe not just france

Babaganoosh 07-31-2007 08:09 AM

France would be great if it weren't for all the French people there.

steved 07-31-2007 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 12848278)
France would be great if it weren't for all the French people there.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

quantum-x 07-31-2007 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12848268)
tits arent censored anywhere in europe not just france

This is true, this is true.
I guess we could rename the thread to WHY THE EU IS > THE USA

pornguy 07-31-2007 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12848237)
Same here in italy, tits arent as scandalous as they are over there

But hey, America is what it is now only because of the europeans that emigrated to there

If that were so, then why is the greater portion of Europe still trying to catch up?

quantum-x 07-31-2007 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 12848334)
If that were so, then why is the greater portion of Europe still trying to catch up?

Catch up to what exactly?

Libertine 07-31-2007 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 12848334)
If that were so, then why is the greater portion of Europe still trying to catch up?

Ignoring your question, is there seriously a doubt in your mind as to whether it's true or not? :eek7

America is what it is today because of European immigrants. Without them, the Native Americans would still be the majority, maybe with a few handfuls of Asians thrown in.

stickyfingerz 07-31-2007 08:29 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/grap...wfran08big.gif

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-...5110800805.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoess...ges/splash.jpg

http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/FranceRi...ges/hajjaj.gif

slapass 07-31-2007 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 12848167)

Not sure why a picture of a bus makes France better... Crepes and all things Paris come to mind but lets face it you have very ugly women as the norm.

Jarmusch 07-31-2007 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 12848167)

Oh look, it's an orly bus!

http://www.orlyowl.com/frenchrly.gif

quantum-x 07-31-2007 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 12848392)
Not sure why a picture of a bus makes France better... Crepes and all things Paris come to mind but lets face it you have very ugly women as the norm.

Front of the bus: ORLY BUS.

RE: Ugly women - I'd really have to counter that as total bs. Sure, this is Paris, so there's a disproportionate amount of gorgeous women here, but I've travelled pretty extensively through the US, Asia, Europe, the Middle East and Australia, and French Women rank quite up there - American women with farmed out teeth not so much.

Not saying there's not exceptions - but in general.. :)

quantum-x 07-31-2007 08:51 AM

You gotta admit - Riots in France are fucking cool. It shows the people are passionate, they care, and they're not going to get fucked over.

In the US, AU, and other sheep country if the government does something the people don't like, we take it in the arse.

In France, if the government does something the people don't like, they go mad and *make change*.

I am always impressed by this.

stickyfingerz 07-31-2007 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 12848447)
You gotta admit - Riots in France are fucking cool. It shows the people are passionate, they care, and they're not going to get fucked over.

In the US, AU, and other sheep country if the government does something the people don't like, we take it in the arse.

In France, if the government does something the people don't like, they go mad and *make change*.

I am always impressed by this.

Or it shows was socialism doesnt work, and the race issues in France.. :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 07-31-2007 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 12848438)
Oh look, it's an orly bus!

http://www.orlyowl.com/frenchrly.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!

slapass 07-31-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 12848440)
Front of the bus: ORLY BUS.

RE: Ugly women - I'd really have to counter that as total bs. Sure, this is Paris, so there's a disproportionate amount of gorgeous women here, but I've travelled pretty extensively through the US, Asia, Europe, the Middle East and Australia, and French Women rank quite up there - American women with farmed out teeth not so much.

Not saying there's not exceptions - but in general.. :)

I have traveled a bit and seriously, the french women did nothing for me and when i say French my experience is only Paris. Must just be that as a rule they do not fit my ideal type. I am nuts for Brazilian women.

quantum-x 07-31-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12848460)
Or it shows was socialism doesnt work, and the race issues in France.. :winkwink:

The contributing factors to the riots aside, it shows the country is not ambivalent to their situation.

As an australian, where most of the population, particulally the younger generations are completely indifferent to everything, it's really refreshing to see people proud of their role as citizens etc, and not content to be walked over.

xclicks 07-31-2007 09:01 AM

Hi,
You can see tits and thongs all over any european beach. Not the same in USA, remember Jackson's nipple scandal. However there was a law-suite and women's advocates won so it is alowed to go topless on beaches. That means you can't be arested but any beach have a by-law where were it say to not disturb the others and most are disturbed by seeing a tit.

As for ugly - non ugly I would say Americans women have no respect for thier siluette or how they dress. That why Europeans girls dress way much sexy, eat less burgers and wear high heels and look better then Americans girls. After seeing more then 20 countries including East/West CA/UASA, and some Europeans countries I would say Cechs/Polish are among the best then Romanian/Russians/Nordic. French girls are not the best but not the worst.

quantum-x 07-31-2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclicks (Post 12848503)
Hi,
You can see tits and thongs all over any european beach. Not the same in USA, remember Jackson's nipple scandal. However there was a law-suite and women's advocates won so it is alowed to go topless on beaches. That means you can't be arested but any beach have a by-law where were it say to not disturb the others and most are disturbed by seeing a tit.

As for ugly - non ugly I would say Americans women have no respect for thier siluette or how they dress. That why Europeans girls dress way much sexy, eat less burgers and wear high heels and look better then Americans girls. After seeing more then 20 countries including East/West CA/UASA, and some Europeans countries I would say Cechs/Polish are among the best then Romanian/Russians/Nordic. French girls are not the best but not the worst.

I think you're right - the distinguishing 'french factor' is class, poise and presentation. Lined up against a wall, I don't think they'd be the most attractive european race, but they're not bad :)

_Richard_ 07-31-2007 09:10 AM

goto 'google'

type in french military victories

hit 'i'm feeling lucky'

"the french will always win against the french"

;)

Rochard 07-31-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WDjay (Post 12848163)

Oh snap that was great!

Triple10Terry 07-31-2007 09:55 AM

This is why France is better than the USA!!
http://inlinethumb32.webshots.com/48...500x500Q85.jpg

Wait a minute..Im kidding this makes the US better than France!! haha:winkwink:

quantum-x 07-31-2007 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 12848641)
Oh snap that was great!

Without sounding like a dick, I can't remember [or see on wiki] the connection between the tour eiffel and america.

It was designed by a french guy, and built by a french guy, for the french exposition...

The statue of liberty, on the other hand ;)

D 07-31-2007 09:58 AM

I do wish Americans were as active as the French are in their government's policies.

Most Americans can't even tell you who their congressional representatives are, let alone any issues they're currently discussing.

Martin3 07-31-2007 10:00 AM

Who gives a fuck? Live where ever you're happy. :2 cents:

ContentSHOOTER 07-31-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 12848641)
Oh snap that was great!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eofliberty.JPG



Oh snap this is was even better:thumbsup

crockett 07-31-2007 10:02 AM

You know what? I only wish Americans had the balls to strand up and riot in the streets. Maybe this country would be a little better off, if the govt was afraid of the people, rather that the people being afraid of the govt.

Oh and poverity.. I assume you havben't looked around the US much have yea? And that Liberty, that's just something told to school children.

D 07-31-2007 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 12848721)
Without sounding like a dick, I can't remember [or see on wiki] the connection between the tour eiffel and america.

It was designed by a french guy, and built by a french guy, for the french exposition...

The statue of liberty, on the other hand ;)

I think they're referring more to the fact that Hitler's standing front-and-center in the pic. :2 cents:

Not that I necessarily agree with the overall argument... France had little choice at the time, and they were just as instrumental in the ejection of Germany from their borders as any foreign force, imho.

quantum-x 07-31-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12848742)
I think they're referring more to the fact that Hitler's standing front-and-center in the pic. :2 cents:

Not that I necessarily agree with the overall argument... France had little choice at the time, and they were just as instrumental in the ejection of Germany from their borders as any foreign force, imho.

Ah, gotchya.
Always hard when the 3rd reich lives next door lol

jonesonyou 07-31-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TD_Triple10 (Post 12848707)
This is why France is better than the USA!!
http://inlinethumb32.webshots.com/48...500x500Q85.jpg

Wait a minute..Im kidding this makes the US better than France!! haha:winkwink:

Harry Arm Pit woman. I fucked her.

bobby666 07-31-2007 10:07 AM

france on fire- i like it

Drake 07-31-2007 10:11 AM

Is it true that deoderant use or lack thereof isn't considered a big deal there? If true, there is nothing really wrong with it, just a cultural difference. It's just something I've always heard.

pocketkangaroo 07-31-2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12848460)
Or it shows was socialism doesnt work, and the race issues in France.. :winkwink:

How are they socialists? Because they put more tax dollars back into their own country instead of others? I was under the impression they were a Republic just like us.

nico-t 07-31-2007 10:27 AM

ahh, ignorance is bliss, isn't it sticky?

Dopy 07-31-2007 10:31 AM

http://i13.tinypic.com/53khk50.jpg

http://i10.tinypic.com/4knrwo4.jpg

ContentSHOOTER 07-31-2007 10:32 AM

^^^^^ Nice one :1orglaugh

CherryLipsRosa 07-31-2007 10:39 AM

lol nice ass

The Sultan Of Smut 07-31-2007 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dopy (Post 12848859)

Yup after visiting Oxnard CA I'd have to agree :(

teg0 07-31-2007 11:00 AM

France is cooler. i'll admit it.

quantum-x 07-31-2007 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 12848780)
Is it true that deoderant use or lack thereof isn't considered a big deal there? If true, there is nothing really wrong with it, just a cultural difference. It's just something I've always heard.

I can answer sensibily or stupidly. Stupidly is much more fun.
Isn't it true all Japanese have buck teeth?
Isn't it true all british people drink tea?
Isn't it true all australians are convicts [wait..]

Honestly, come on.


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