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Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 03:08 AM

Do you read in the toilet?
 
I have always done it. So much so that there is a bookshelf over my toilet. People think I am joking when I say that I got most of my degree while in the loo but it is probably true.

Do you read in the toilet or is it an information free zone?

polish_aristocrat 07-31-2007 03:14 AM

yeah I read Newsweek there or so

cranki 07-31-2007 03:15 AM

for sure, all sorts of magazines! :thumbsup

funny thing I was thinking about asking this yesterday as well :)

Ecchi22 07-31-2007 03:18 AM

Not staying long enough to do that. Never more than 5 minutes. Just doing my job there and I'm out! lol

fuzzylogic 07-31-2007 03:19 AM

never heard of anyone reading in the toilet. reading on the toilet, however, seems to be common.

i never do -- i am in and out. now thats control.

Angelo22 07-31-2007 03:24 AM

Never stay long enough to get to read anything

I just stay a minute or two usually

StarkReality 07-31-2007 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12847225)
I have always done it. So much so that there is a bookshelf over my toilet. People think I am joking when I say that I got most of my degree while in the loo but it is probably true.

Hehe, so true. I don't read books on toilet, just newspapers and magazines, so I'm up-to-date every morning before I start working :thumbsup

bobby666 07-31-2007 03:27 AM

i like to read comics there

tolik 07-31-2007 03:31 AM

sometimes - local newspapers

NTM 07-31-2007 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12847225)
I have always done it. So much so that there is a bookshelf over my toilet. People think I am joking when I say that I got most of my degree while in the loo but it is probably true.

Do you read in the toilet or is it an information free zone?

ewww, you must be constipated or something


i never spend more than 2 minutes in there.

- go in
- drop the load
- go out

zeruel 07-31-2007 03:32 AM

sometimes i read magazines and newspapers in the toilet... :)

GreyWolf 07-31-2007 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 12847225)
I have always done it. So much so that there is a bookshelf over my toilet. People think I am joking when I say that I got most of my degree while in the loo but it is probably true.

Do you read in the toilet or is it an information free zone?

Can see how you can get a degree in the loo Sarah :winkwink:

Same here - taught myself a few programming languages and developed some good biz plans in the loo :) It can be just as productive as any office :thumbsup

rowan 07-31-2007 03:56 AM

If I know I'll be in there a while, I take my PDA and play Solitaire. :1orglaugh

bizarrejan 07-31-2007 03:58 AM

Toilet doors in clubs and pubs make good reading sometimes :1orglaugh

testpie 07-31-2007 04:03 AM

I used to read in the bog. There's something nice and relaxing about a bathroom - maybe its because it's a clinical-like room with no distractions and a frosted window, but I strangely like my time in there.

As weird as that may sound...

fuzzylogic 07-31-2007 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 12847319)
If I know I'll be in there a while, I take my PDA and play Solitaire. :1orglaugh

no kidding!
i use too as well.. just play a few quick games :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 12847239)
never heard of anyone reading in the toilet. reading on the toilet, however, seems to be common.

i never do -- i am in and out. now thats control.

lol..I was referring to 'the toilet' as the the room..ie 'the bathroom' or 'the loo' (where I live).

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12847266)
ewww, you must be constipated or something


i never spend more than 2 minutes in there.

- go in
- drop the load
- go out

lol no..I think it just is the one place I have traditionally been able to read for more than two minutes without somebody interrupting me. So, it became habit.

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 12847289)
Can see how you can get a degree in the loo Sarah :winkwink:

Same here - taught myself a few programming languages and developed some good biz plans in the loo :) It can be just as productive as any office :thumbsup

When it came time to get my degree I was able to decide between a B.A. or a B.S. because so many of my courses overlapped both of them. In the end I took a B.S. and joked that since so much of my reading was done in the loo it felt apt.

shahab6 07-31-2007 04:48 AM

how long are u in the bathroom to have time to read?

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 04:51 AM

depends..it has been known that I am still reading long after I still need to be there but other times I just pick up a 'dip in' book or magazine for a short read.

Brad Gosse 07-31-2007 05:42 AM

magazines and the shitter were made for each other

xcitecash 07-31-2007 06:02 AM

finished two books in the last year in there .. but usually just bike mags

Jarmusch 07-31-2007 06:14 AM

I knew a guy who had a huge encyclopedia collection in his bathroom.

James_Hotmovies 07-31-2007 06:15 AM

I check my email on my phone and play solitaire.

Spunky 07-31-2007 06:16 AM

No,I want to do my business and get the hell out of there quick

Sarah_Jayne 07-31-2007 06:23 AM

I will admit that my pda makes it into there sometimes too.

sirkakashi08 07-31-2007 06:27 AM

when there's something interesting to read, why not.

techtony 07-31-2007 06:30 AM

drop the kids off and go.

IWantU_Patrick 07-31-2007 06:31 AM

funny!

i read, chat, post threads and have some great power-thinking sessions while on the the thrown of en"lighten"ment.

time is precious, so make the best use of it, right? ;)

peace

Scott McD 07-31-2007 06:32 AM

I play the PSP in there !! :winkwink:

Triple10Terry 07-31-2007 06:45 AM

on the toilet is the onlt place i read..I great place to think...and shit!!!!

Anna_Miller 07-31-2007 06:46 AM

I look at Victoria Secret catalogs. So, I guess I shop instead of reading! :upsidedow

Jesper 07-31-2007 06:51 AM

always.. :)

bronco67 07-31-2007 06:55 AM

Even if I have to take the worst emergency shit(the turtle head is peeking out), I will run all over the house looking for something good to read. I've even settled for junk mail supermarket circulars if I can't find a Maxim.

WebairGerard 07-31-2007 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecchi22 (Post 12847236)
Not staying long enough to do that. Never more than 5 minutes. Just doing my job there and I'm out! lol

same here

Violetta 07-31-2007 07:36 AM

a paper or a magazine from time to time! Sometimes even my laptop... lol

ContentSHOOTER 07-31-2007 07:42 AM

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StuartD 07-31-2007 07:43 AM

Most of the time I flip through my photography magazines or something, but some times I also bring my PSP up if I know it might take a bit :upsidedow

candyflip 07-31-2007 07:45 AM

I play videogames or watch some tv/movies. Nintendo DS or Sony PSP. Both work well.

Tom_PM 07-31-2007 07:45 AM

Yeah I'll admit it. Not worried about it, but if I ever fall asleep in there, I'm calling the doctor, hehe.

CDSmith 07-31-2007 07:49 AM

I take my morning mail into the crapper with me and read it. Some of it even has a duel use sometimes. :D

Or 'leaf' through the latest stack of flyers, or the community newspaper that comes free every Thursday.

That's about it. Just something to 'pass' the time.

BlackCrayon 07-31-2007 07:59 AM

Never understood reading in the shitter. Its not a place i want to spend a lot of time in.

sniperwolf 07-31-2007 08:15 AM

Sometimes i read newspapers or magazine while inside the toilet. Sometimes its just the time of thinking! :)

GatorB 07-31-2007 08:18 AM

Well I read ON the toilet not IN the toilet.

D 07-31-2007 08:20 AM

All the time.

Cyndalie 07-31-2007 08:21 AM

Every time.

pornvue 07-31-2007 08:29 AM

oh yea...all the time. I enjoy my little privacy there

rowan 07-31-2007 08:42 AM

Aren't hemmeroids (sp) caused by sitting on the toilet longer than you need to?

CaptainHowdy 07-31-2007 08:57 AM

I read airline mags in the toilet...


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