Xenu is the main Bro
 

http://www.scientomogy.com/xenu.php

How the fuck people believe this and spend thousands on it is beyond me.

I am so going to start a religion that is more believeable than this (not hard I will just make Juicy god of love) and rake the fucking cash in.

Most of them also know that Ron L Hubbard once said that if he wanted to become rich he would start a religion.

all hail xenu!

Seriously I reckon I could start up a religion and have a pay per sign up affiliate program and pay out $10k per free trial due. Scientology makes serious bank per sign up.

Careful... you don't want to get sued :1orglaugh