post some Typos that lead to miscommunication
 

ok we all do typos but post some bad ones that can happen on a qwerty keyboard by miss typing one space over on one or two letters.


lol = kil



lets see what you got. this can get interesting

I once meant to write "Watch our retention rate soar!" but I accidently wrote "Watch our retention rate sour!" -- and fucking spell check never mentioned it...

thats hot steve :thumbsup

i bet that went over well lol

I've apologized for any incontinence a time or two. If you misspell "inconvenience" your spell check will likely suggest "incontinence" first.

I have done that one so many times.

a very popular one is " hold on for sex " , suppose to be "hold on for sec"

i think you're just doing a freudian slip.


you've seem to do it with me every time we chat

"Rouge" instead of "rogue" is always good for a laugh !

just about anything posted by a russian.

Here's a good one from bash

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I meant to say to the wife "I dont think that dress suits you" instead I said "Why the fuck didnt I marry your sister you are really fucking fat".

:Oh crap:Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I frequently find that when I am trying to type 'I am busy' that I am actually typing 'I am busty'.

this reminds me of a classic joke :)

There's this guy waiting in line to pick up his tickets at the airport, and when he steps up to the front he can't help but notice how well endowed the girl behind the counter is. So when she says 'may I help you?', he screws up and says 'I need 2 tickets to titsburg...uh, I mean Pittsburg'.

Everyone in line gets a chuckle out of his blunder and even the girl herself smiles and turns a bit red.

That's when the fellow behind him gives him a nudge and says, 'don't sweat it, buddy...that's what's known as a freudian slip. It happened to me just the other night at the dinner table. I was trying to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was "You fucking stupid bitch, you've ruined my life! I'm outta here!"