I am one inch away from the world record for the biggest...
 

...tongue.

I'm serious, too. World record is 3.7 inches, I'm at nearly three.
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststu...om/long50.html

...maybe I should add this to my dating site profiles, next time I'm single. :pimp

stretch it....

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userim...1152495775.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/164500...ueruler300.jpg

add weights like they do balls, see if it stretches out you might make some money. eh, worth a shot.

if she tried to kiss me i'd run away screaming like a 6 year old :disgust

He is able to insert his tongue into his nostrils, can you do that?

Even if she shoved it up your ass?

ya, but she could give head and toss your salad at the same time, hell ya

good for eating ass.

Kinda. Not deep. My tongue has an easier time going down than up, though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/164500...ueruler300.jpg

My tongue is about that big ^

That girl looks like a alien.

i'm not boyalley.

keep on training and stretching

My tongue's not that long, but I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside 3 seconds with it.