This weekend = The Apocolypse
 

I'm going to church...

My nephew was recently baptized (I'm a big supporter of freedom of and freedom from religion) and I went and supported him.

This Sunday he's doing something with the choir, so I'll be there again to support him. Since it will be in a church on Sunday, I'd advise anyone in the Henderson/Las Vegas to be careful of any lightning strikes in the area ;-)

The pastor (who knows what I do and has had a couple friendly debates with me regarding porn) has even asked if I wanted to help lead in a hymn....

At first I felt like I was being punked...but decided I'm going to go ahead and do it...haha

With my hair growing back out, I'm starting to look like Jesus again....could be very interesting...

I'm not sure which hymn I'll lead the congregation in, but I'm sure "Jesus Saves" by SLAYER isn't one of them....

Good luck dude. I was told that if I came back to church my skins would instantly burst into flame.

Don't forget to let them know Jesus had dark skin... those crazy christians are worshiping some long haired white devil cracker!

Well, that was definitely interesting and the lord has blessed a lot of cleavage at this church...it's one of those "modern" churches where people dress casual instead of shirt and tie (figures, I was one of two bozos to dress up nicely). There was quite a bit of cleavage on display....I'm thinking that maybe it was just some radical marketing/recruiting ploy ;-)

I'm gonna start going to church... :winkwink:

Lol are you returning to the fold.

nah, mainly went to support my nephew and I even led everyone in a up tempo version of How Great Thou Art. This church actually had a live 5 piece band rather than the typical 90 year old organist

yay! that's cool! Good luck to you... :)

That's how the church my family goes to is. People waving their hands in the air like they just don't care and shit. I actually found myself laughing when I was forced to go one time. I've never seen so many people caught up in the shit like that before, I guess they got the spirit. :helpme:helpme

I have a very distant relative who died recently, one I barely know -- so funeral and service are pretty much "optional". All I know is at this point I'm too fearful that if I touch a church door lightening will probably strike me. (Or if I actually get in, holy water might make my skin burn.) So I'm just sending a sympathy card. :1orglaugh

hey, if *I* can get through the door intact, you can ;-)

I'm entertaining the idea of doing a porn debate with one of their pastors in a couple weeks :)

LOL! .. Yeah, I was wondering how the hell you managed to get in unscaved.:tongue:

When I was a kid, in church we used to laugh at the hymns...they always sounded sexual.

Lyrics like..."he's coming again." "When Jesus Comes." "He has risen." Etc.

well, I kinda look like Jesus these days....maybe someone was asleep at the lightning switch....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I worked hard to avoid giggling at some of the lyrics too...