Real Jokes not about underagers
 

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "$20 for a good time."
The man says "okay" and goes up to the bartender. "I?d like to have a good
time," he says and pays the bartender $20. The bartender says, "walk
through that door in the back and it will be on the first door to your left." So
the man walks through the door and into the next and finds a giant chicken.
So he says what the hell," and fucks the chicken. A week later the man
walks into the same bar and sees another sign put up that says, "$40 for a
really good time." So he goes up to the bartender, pays $40 and the
bartender says "go through the door in the back, up the flight of stairs and it
will be the first door on your left." So he walks through the door, up the flight
of stairs and enters the room on the left and finds a group of people looking
at the floor. As he gets closer he sees two people having sex. He says "This
is awesome!!!" The guy next to him turns and says yeah, you should?ve been
here last week, some guy was fucking a chicken.

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many n1ggers?
L.A. had first choice!

thats not too funny