The difference between having Guts and having Balls...
 

The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Having guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Having balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

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I would be murdered for either...

I will attempt both.

i guess i will have to wait til i get married to see if i have guts or balls
heh nice tip steve

hahahaha

classic

Having balls is coming home with a new bitch and telling your wife she will have to stay outside until she gets used to her.

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both work well........

my girlfriend just showed me that joke today... reminds me of this joke

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One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.

"This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

"I wasn't talking to you."

Oh snap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh