This has been the best birthday month ever
 

I must have received 5,000 greeting cards from neighbors, classmates, friends, family, mates, colleagues, partners and of course, my many worshipers.

I never felt so loved before.

They want your money

You're not funny.

btw... nobody believes you... i bet your own kids didn't send your ugly ass any birthday cards :1orglaugh

You're right . . . they took me out to dinner and bought me accessories for one of my bikes

havent you died yet you old fuck

And you have to brag about it on GFY... You really must feel loved:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

belated best wishes!

Hes going for the guiness book of records "oldest man in adult who creeps on the youngest girls in adult" record.

post a picture of all these cards or shuit the fuck up you bum

Wow, what the fuck is wrong with all you people? Have some respect!!!!!

I guess either the sarcasm went right over your head, or you never get spam.

Send me your email and I will be happy to forward them to you.

From: "MyPostcards.Com" <[email protected]>
To: <me>
Subject: You've received a greeting ecard from a Worshipper!


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SEEING YOUR CARD


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We hope you enjoy your awesome card.


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MyPostcards.Com

Happy birthday

Cry about it.

Your advice is very well thought out... :upsidedow

Mine was the 18th.

I got 3 cards, some pants and a dinner lol :1orglaugh

Holy fuck, if JMan gets on the insult wagon you KNOW you're a fucking tool. I've never seen him kick someone when they are down before.

Speaking of being down, do you have LifeAlert Baddog?

what age ?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh