How to Stop Nigerian Spammers...
 

Got this email from a "customer" the other day:

Your Name: james
Comments: hi,
i live in nigeria, pls can i join u guys? i MEAN I NEED A PARTNER SO WE CAN FUCK EACH OTHER,CONCEDERING THE FACT THAT I STAY IN NIGERIA.

My answer:
Hey, I'd gladly get you laid - If you can get me off all your friends' phishing email list. Deal?

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Hey, if he's that desperate to get laid...

i play them out once and awhile, see how far they go.