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TECHNOLOGY.
An American, a Japanese, and a ZIMBABWEAN were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile I have a microchip in my
hand.
The ZIMBABWEAN, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and
goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his butt.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
I'm receiving a Fax," he explains