Post your own porn-themed cover song - I'll start
 

Since it's a rather dull Sunday night, let's make a fun drama-free thread :)

Take a popular song, grab the lyrics, porn them up and post it. Here I've done a very simple one to start us off (only took two minutes):

Welcome to the Porno (Welcome to the Jungle - GnR cover)

Welcome to the porno
We got sex 'n' games
We got everything you want
We gonna make you a name
We are the people that will find
Whatever you may need
If you want the money honey
Then don't bring your disease


Chorus:


In the porno
Welcome to the porno
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you scream


Welcome to the porno
We take it frame by frame
If you want it you're gonna scream
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very horny girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the big bucks
But you won't get there for free
In the porno
Welcome to the porno
Feel my, my, my throbbing meat
I, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the porno
You get fucked here everyday
Ya need ta fuck like an animal
In the porno it's ok
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it anal eventually
If you can't handle big cock baby
Then you better not take it from me


Chorus


And when you're high you never
Ever want to go down, go down, go down, go down YEAH!


You know where you are
You're in the porno baby
You're gonna climax
In the porno
Welcome to the porno
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In the porno
Welcome to the porno
Feel my, my, my throbbing meat
In the porno
Welcome to the porno
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In the porno
Welcome to the porno
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna make you go down!
Ha!

Who's up next? :upsidedow