Crimes you have committed?
 

come on, 'fess up. everyone has done something, i'm sure.

me? i once drove twice the speed limit. what a bad ass. :winkwink:


you next...

and gotten caught? or not?

you fucking criminal :mad:

I've done a bad bad thing....
Never got caught, so basically I didn't do it.

Isn't anal sex illegal? In most places?

I bet a lot of people are guilty of that one.

I once murdered a man.

LOL

I'll talk in about 50 years. If I am in a country that will not extradite me.

I accidentally stole fake tattoos from a beauty supply store when i was like 5 years old . when my mom saw me playing with them in the car on the way home she realized what i had done and made me go back inside and return them.

oh, and ive held up a few banks, liquor stores, horse races, casinos, etc...

I'm too fucking lame to break any real laws. I guess the worst was [gasp!] smoking bud a few times.

i wouldn't suggest posting anything you haven't been caught for, cause you may end up guilty of every unsolved murder in NYC.

i wasn't caught. but how they going to prove it? it's all good. :winkwink:

I did that...95 in a 40 I think it was. And I got caught. Fuck that was a load of points on my licence.

I've broken a few other small laws (mostly having to do with underage drinking and possesion of small amounts of MJ, like most young people) but nothing you could really get in trouble for and I never got caught.

There was one other thing but I'm not gonna tell you freaks about it and again, I didn't get caught so it really doesn't make any difference at the end of the day.

I was the 4th gunman on the grassy knoll.

I J-walked once.. I felt so dirty afterwards... :(

You ate beast poo?

i was a little cracker punk when i was under 18, didn't get caught, but made the papers (seattle times).

I could tell you, but then of course as we already know, I would in fact, have to kill you.

i ran a stop sign that a cop just happened to be sitting at. when he tried to pull me over i tried to run. by the time i got pulled over there were 3 cars. when i came to a stop they all hopped out of their cars and pulled guns out ready to kill. the best part is that i didn't remember any of it cause i was drunk beyond belief. it was all in the police report and i had 2 friends in the car.(i say friends, but i thought friends didn't let friends drink and drive: they were pretty much sober) i keep meaning to go get a copy of it along with my lovely photos and the video.

Just about every thing "but" murder and bank's. Funny thing I got caught for little shit stuff not the serious stuff... i think this question has been posted here before... or was that...have you been in jail before? :Graucho

Thats pretty fucked up! They made me put my hands out the window and I'm sure the officer in the car had a gun trained on me when they pulled me. The thing is, I wasn't trying to run. I was just driving so fucking fast that I didn't know they were behind me for the first 2 mins and then it took me nearly that long again to slow down and pull over!!:1orglaugh

It didn't take long for them to see I was harmless though. I was on my way to a late night date and was dressed in something that left no place for concealed weapons.

Oh and Sly...yeah, thats right I eat beast poo. And I bet you look like a sly weasel too dontcha. Dumbass.:321GFY

Oh come on, lighten up. You had to expect some stupid comment or you never would have posted that.

OK Sly, I suppose you are right. I shouldn't have jumped down your throat. I wasn't expecting any comment really, and the thing I did I am a bit sensitive about which is why didn't reveal any details about it.

Also, I thought that everyone had gotten the point a while ago that my nick has nothing to do with porn, just an old nickname from HS. I had a HUGE burn with some idiot back when I first came to the board before I got used to the crap about how he was gonna 'turn me in for promoting beast and scat'. I don't normally take crap from people here anymore but I guess I'm still just a bit touchy about the nick.

Fair dues Sly. :thumbsup

My lawyer has advised against me posting anything pertaining to my record or other related charges.

WG

a walked on some sand dunes

Do you really think I look like a little sly weasel? Hmm...

I hacked my boyfriend up into small pieces, and hid the parts. Don't tell anyone!!!!

After I was done I did sex to his body.

Which part?

Ok, I Flew by a state cop doing 135, he was hiding behind a bridge. :) the rest of the list is too long ...

sodomy is illegal in the military

im guilty

Weasel boy

j/k

felony or misdemeanor?

Now that the statute of limitations has run out, I can confess to having removed a tag from a mattress.

The usual underage drinking, smokin' up. But besides that, nothing much.

Oh, when i was seven, i stole a packet of stickers for a sticker book my dad had bought me.
Oh yes, i'm bad ass.

Don't fuck with me!!

It's ok, I still think you're sexy. :winkwink:

I did that too ... the people who owned the mattress were PISSED. Should have known better than to try to walk home after drinking tequilla ...