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EBORG9 07-20-2007 07:51 PM

OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!
 
President Bush Saturday will undergo a colonoscopy -- a diagnostic examination to check for early signs of colon cancer -- and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure.

According to CNN. Bush will be under for 2 hours. At that time Dick will be President of the U.S. and the free world.

Gee, I hope a sudden international incident doesn't mysteriously develop 30 seconds into the procedure:Oh crap

http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/colonoscopy+best%20(2).jpg

Seems a shame that he will only get a 2 hour dose of what he has been doing to the country for 7 years:321GFY

IllTestYourGirls 07-20-2007 08:07 PM

"and the free world" and where is that?

geedub 07-20-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 12792262)
"and the free world" and where is that?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i heard it was the midwest

~Ray 07-20-2007 08:22 PM

don't worry about the US getting attacked... Cheney is great with a shotgun :)

Spudstr 07-20-2007 08:23 PM

Would be some shit if Cheney signed a bill to withdraw troops tomorrow.

Extreme John 07-20-2007 08:26 PM

Glad Georgie gets to take it in the ass for a change

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-20-2007 08:27 PM

wtf, great... just what we need...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-20-2007 08:30 PM

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...ctal-exam2.jpg

Oh shit... :Oh crap :helpme

ADG

SilentKnight 07-20-2007 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Spudstr (Post 12792315)
Would be some shit if Cheney signed a bill to withdraw troops tomorrow.

Has Haliburton suddenly realized they've made TOO much profit?!

:1orglaugh

GatorB 07-20-2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 12792212)
OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!

Actually I believe Cheney has been President since Jan 20, 2001.

IllTestYourGirls 07-20-2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12792353)
Actually I believe Cheney has been President since Jan 20, 2001.

I also wonder why Bush 1 and Clinton are so close now? Hmmmm :disgust

aico 07-20-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12792353)
Actually I believe Cheney has been President since Jan 20, 2001.

Quoted for truth.

D 07-20-2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 12792212)

At that time Dick will be President of... the free world.

Since when did Switzerland submit to our President?

DaddyHalbucks 07-20-2007 11:10 PM

Cool, tomorrow we will have the first "Dick" President since Dick Nixon.

:)

SomeCreep 07-20-2007 11:10 PM

Dick Cheney sucks the big one

GreyWolf 07-20-2007 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 12792212)
OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!

Please accept my most sincere condolences on this tragic event :winkwink:

Understand the shock, but don't confuse the free world with the demise.

GT-Omar 07-20-2007 11:45 PM

So Cheney takes power while bush takes it up the ass? hmmmmmm Comedians are going to milk this one ....hahahaha

BusterBunny 07-20-2007 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12792341)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

_Rush_ 07-21-2007 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex (Post 12792312)
don't worry about the US getting attacked... Cheney is great with a shotgun :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nightwind 07-21-2007 01:51 AM

Are they trying to find Bush's brain up there?

TheLegacy 07-21-2007 01:56 AM

hope they find Bin Laden up there in his ass

GreyWolf 07-21-2007 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightwind (Post 12793108)
Are they trying to find Bush's brain up there?

Correct - you read it first on GFY :winkwink:

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/blo...ents_Brain.gif

directfiesta 07-21-2007 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 12792262)
"and the free world" and where is that?

a make feel good propaganda for american " billions a month " tax payers ....


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