Hey JaneB.. Why do you gotta be so..

oh nooooooooooo - he opened pandoras box again

i wish to book lia 19 to sit on my camel nick's back for a photo.

i am looking to replace the portrait of my wife over the fireplace.

ummm...i need pics of all females mentioned!

and were you like "wtf?" when you were like "wtf?"

Like... "wtf??"

i think shes pretty amusing

WTF ???

Yeah WTF

this thread makes me sick!

wtf you talking about!

This could get pretty funny.

Here we go again....

like totally, wtf!


DUBYA TEE EFF MATE!

Great, now she's going to swoop in here and make THIS thread all about her too!







Oh wait, it IS about her.

wtf?

im going somewhere with this thread, just wait, you see!

I must say... wtf!

ftw?
sorry, im a bit backwards today

FOR TEH WIN!!

Chan!!!!!

Is it far?

And then I popped in and was like WTF?? I hope it wasn't my coat!!

So where the fuck is JaneB? I want to see this master plan of yours commencing.

Madrox, you may have to start a "JaneB snubbed me" thread next.


:D

Where's your car, dude?

Maybe it already is... hmmmmmmm..

somebody shit on the coats!

i know, what a dumb bitch!

LOL I love it! I believe (hypothetically, more data needed to form a thesis) is that 72% of you guys break down and bitch/complain/whine when an confronted with an opinionated woman. The reasons for this - I posit - are as follows:

1) Any and all attention, whether positive or negative, from a woman is always welcome, more so while participating in a forum such as this because - well - lets face it most of us are just sitting in front of our monitors sans females.

2) In continuation from item (1) the female attention, while accepted happily as either positive or negative, is far more appreciated in a mental and physical fashion (sexually) when it's positive. The complimentary nature of this - subtle or overt affection - is received almost equally regardless of the quality of it's content. A positive remark about your business or social prowess facilitates a nearly identical mental and/or physical response as a unisylabic response containing references to either yours or hers sexual organs or - again yours or hers - ability to use them (i.e. "you know so much about affiliate marketing", or "I can already tell that you have a gorgeous cock", "It would be a super turn on to have you look at my pussy")

3) To expand (and deviate from) section 2 but elaborate on section 1 - again - I will now focus on the more "negative" forms of female attention. It must be stated first that male acceptance of negative acknowledgement from a woman is only regarded in a positive fashion when the exchange has occured online. Getting ripped on by a girl in real life almost always sucks with the only value gained being a good hard look at her tits; provided of course there's at least 60% of them showing (i.e. cleavage, side boob) or if her nipples are showing through.

3a) A negative female response when received online is almost always received in a positive fashion. This peculiar instance is almost certainly due to the ability of the male to form whatever version of himself is required at a moments notice. This virtual transformation of how others view him is a powerful tool when applied appropriately. Folly accompanies this transformation at just under 89% of the time because the "new pseudo you" takes the form of what is commonly known as a "cyberperv". The 11% sucessful attempts are being attributed to the "transformer's" rare ability to respond in a sexual manner (subtely). Failure always is the result of using words or making requests containing various words such as "pussy" or "tits".

4) Part (4) will be touched upon only briefly because of it's obvious nature. All males will response positively to complimentarly female attention in an "instaboner" fashion with the only difference being whether or not they can also see pictures of her naked. The net result of this usually leads to an inflated sense of self worth and the creation of "fantasy" like imagery composed of incomplete mental flashes which are not focused on any one action/event in particular but rather they are emotional outbursts of satisfaction that can be loosely described as "increased self worth". This rush of mental imagery and emotion may or may not contain mental images/recreations of her naked but will always be focused on the (usually) delusional realization that the female is attracted to him.

5) The final phycological component which results in the "JaneB" effect is the result of the fact that the male(s) in question have already seen her naked (most importantly, they've seen her pussy displayed in various poses). By witnessing the female in a naked/nude state male response to her hostile acknowledgement will always be hostile. The elimination of the need for him to expend mental and physical resources to creating a mental image of her naked makes this surplus available to be used for attack/rebuttal.

Shit I didn't realize how much I typed until I pressed submit...

The above post/treatise was in no way to be taken as an attempt at flattery (in a subtle, wordy fashion) but rather a statement in response to a social phenomenon

P.S. And yes I know she's married, and yes I took a peek at her pussy first before typing it.

jesus fucking christ guy, how about some cliffnotes on what happens in the romantic novel you just wrote us....

Oh JaneB....GatorB sister, yeah it runs in the family it appears.




















Just kidding, I love ya both.. what would gfy be without both of you.........

Don't worry about it, no one will read all that anyway.

LOL ya I know it was for me alone anyway. I realized that even breaking it up into relatively short paragraphs wasn't going to help much.

That said, while I know dudes won't read it I'm almost certain most chicks will. They're funny like that.

no chicks will read that shit, everyone knows girls don't exist on the internets

Ah c'mon man, a guy's gotta dream! You never know I may get lucky. There was one girl that read my last novel

Jeezuz, I dont' know who'd have the worse non-life, me for reading all that or you for typing it out on a Friday night.

LOL you definitely! I typed it because I like the sound of my own text and I'm just bored waiting for a ride. You... well now that's different. You read it!

And I must congratulate you on your obvious refined taste in authors

I change my mind, I'm definitely more pathetic for writing it... *sob*

To make matters worse is 50% of the replies to my own thread are from me

Actually... I didn't. I just quoted it.


Shit, now I feel bad for you. :D

every girl you ever talked to on the internet, unless you saw them on cam while talking, is just a 40 year old bald fat guy sitting naked in his chair just dreaming about poking you in your butt

Oh but you forgot that sometimes they're actually gay men or trannies too! You're right though the only time I believe it is when I get them on cam.

I didn't even read past the first paragraph...sorry

OMG...the poking in the butt has me laughing my ass off.

i'll poke you in the butt

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Sorry to disappoint you Madrox, but I've read the novel and I actually think he has a point. Also I'd like to emphasize I'm not a 40 year-old bald guy or a gay man, but am, de facto, a female...and I'm far younger than 40. That being clarified I assure you I have no attempts to even imagine your posterior.

Still waiting for the plan to commence. Yes, yes, it's in full effect, I just don't see it.

Jane B is hot and a great girl.

lol yes