| The Sultan Of Smut |
07-20-2007 08:42 PM |
LOL I love it! I believe (hypothetically, more data needed to form a thesis) is that 72% of you guys break down and bitch/complain/whine when an confronted with an opinionated woman. The reasons for this - I posit - are as follows:
1) Any and all attention, whether positive or negative, from a woman is always welcome, more so while participating in a forum such as this because - well - lets face it most of us are just sitting in front of our monitors sans females.
2) In continuation from item (1) the female attention, while accepted happily as either positive or negative, is far more appreciated in a mental and physical fashion (sexually) when it's positive. The complimentary nature of this - subtle or overt affection - is received almost equally regardless of the quality of it's content. A positive remark about your business or social prowess facilitates a nearly identical mental and/or physical response as a unisylabic response containing references to either yours or hers sexual organs or - again yours or hers - ability to use them (i.e. "you know so much about affiliate marketing", or "I can already tell that you have a gorgeous cock", "It would be a super turn on to have you look at my pussy")
3) To expand (and deviate from) section 2 but elaborate on section 1 - again - I will now focus on the more "negative" forms of female attention. It must be stated first that male acceptance of negative acknowledgement from a woman is only regarded in a positive fashion when the exchange has occured online. Getting ripped on by a girl in real life almost always sucks with the only value gained being a good hard look at her tits; provided of course there's at least 60% of them showing (i.e. cleavage, side boob) or if her nipples are showing through.
3a) A negative female response when received online is almost always received in a positive fashion. This peculiar instance is almost certainly due to the ability of the male to form whatever version of himself is required at a moments notice. This virtual transformation of how others view him is a powerful tool when applied appropriately. Folly accompanies this transformation at just under 89% of the time because the "new pseudo you" takes the form of what is commonly known as a "cyberperv". The 11% sucessful attempts are being attributed to the "transformer's" rare ability to respond in a sexual manner (subtely). Failure always is the result of using words or making requests containing various words such as "pussy" or "tits".
4) Part (4) will be touched upon only briefly because of it's obvious nature. All males will response positively to complimentarly female attention in an "instaboner" fashion with the only difference being whether or not they can also see pictures of her naked. The net result of this usually leads to an inflated sense of self worth and the creation of "fantasy" like imagery composed of incomplete mental flashes which are not focused on any one action/event in particular but rather they are emotional outbursts of satisfaction that can be loosely described as "increased self worth". This rush of mental imagery and emotion may or may not contain mental images/recreations of her naked but will always be focused on the (usually) delusional realization that the female is attracted to him.
5) The final phycological component which results in the "JaneB" effect is the result of the fact that the male(s) in question have already seen her naked (most importantly, they've seen her pussy displayed in various poses). By witnessing the female in a naked/nude state male response to her hostile acknowledgement will always be hostile. The elimination of the need for him to expend mental and physical resources to creating a mental image of her naked makes this surplus available to be used for attack/rebuttal.
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