God Dammit.... I wanna fucking work
 

I swear. Some of you webmasters are fucking clueless on what you want.
You guys post shit like, "Designer needed ASAP" and when we do talk on ICQ, you guys are totally clueless on what the fuck you want done.

Yanno, it's really hard to know how to quote anyone when you have no clue on what you want done. I need specs, how many this and that, details on the project, etc and etc. Not this petty shit. I just need quotes on shit, I thought about and a couple weeks away on a project. Quotes on what? You don't even know completely what you want done. I can't quote a fair price on that.

It also kills me when you get ICD'd by some nitwit wasting my time in ICQ for a half hour or so and he ends up, just fishing for people to do a sample banners, for fucking free for him. Telling me, she has other webmasters doing a sample banner for him.
I mean come on. You see my portfolio and know what I can do. If you want a banner. I'll make one, but your going to pay for it. My time isn't free. I have a family to feed like everyone else. They way I see it. If they aren't willing to pay $10 for a banner they want done. they aren't going to pay shit on anything.

Now, if any people want some serious design work done. by a hungry fucking designer. I'm your man. I can do ANYTHING and everything you need done.
I been in this business 11 years and have worked for some of the biggest names in the business.
Here are my qualifications;
-11 years experience in adult web design. Known as Rhino to the old timers.
-3 years experience working for 2 MAJOR Adult webmaster boards as their personal designer, advertising director and moderator of Webmaster boards.
-Master of all Adobe products; PH, Illustrator, Flash, toon design Video editing.
-Programming in PHP, ASP.net, Perl, Mysql, and god whatever, I can't think of because I am not awake yet.
I have also worked for 2 major sponsors exclusively for 3 years. Tushy Cash as their video editor and LotzaDollars are their personal designer.

I can do everything from build freesites to design major fucking mainstream websites. Steaming with audio and video. Live online radio sites.

Granted, my portfolio up on my unused domain doesn't look flashy. That's an old design I had up from 5 years ago, on one of my old design sites. I used it to throw together my portfolio. Plus, I have 2 gigs worth of work, I have done over the years and I can't throw it all up there. So you get a few samples.

Now god dammit. I have experience up higher than 99% of these mother fuckers in this business.
With me, you don't have to do a project and then hire a fucking coder to finish the job. It fucking kills me that a lot of designers don't know how to fucking code. They throw their shit out and say there it is.

You have one designer last night, made a post on GFY, wanting to exchange design services for SEO work. I mean, are you kidding me? you build shit, but don't know how to promote it?

If you guys need some fucking design work done or coding. I'm your man.
If you?re looking for someone to become part of the team and no freelancer. I'm your man. But, right now, until that opportunity comes available. I'll do whatever.

All, I know is...I wanna fucking work.
You wanna do business. I'm always here.

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Btw, I am still waiting on being paid on a couple of projects after a few weeks.
These people want something done asap.
But when it comes to payment.

They fucking drag their feet.

Then they wonder why we want at least, half down.

no wonders about that here :thumbsup

....my bad

its like that in every business when you provide a service. they have you do the work then say well i planned on paying you but im waiting for this other guy to pay me. blah blah same shit different day.

its worse when you're dealing with a large sum of money and you're counting on them to pay so you can pay your employees. say they owe you 300k and they give you 150k. they will make every excuse in the world to hold onto that 150k and drag it out for 3-4 months. fucking back charges, rfi's not answered, waiting on payments, whatever they can think of.. until you finally get a lawyer to write them a letter then they magically come up with the dough.

anyway if i had some work for you id shoot it your way. maybe next month sometime. :thumbsup

While I agree with what you are saying, be careful as you may be complaining your way out of future contracts.

It also kills me that people want to pay as little, as possible. I can understand that. get the best deadl out there.
But when they want you to add all kinds of scripting and flash into ther paysite design, yet still wanna pay $350 for a tour. It fucking kills me. Do they realize how much time and work is involved?

I'm not worried.
I just wanna work..yanno
Just put my head down and work.
Hell, it's bad when you can bang out 2-3 top quality designs in a weeks time.
I don't fuck around when it comes to work.

Be patient bro before you know it youll have a fuck load of work. Plus I still havent looked at your email yet either ;)

I've yet to see a good programmer and designer in the same person.
They kinda exclude each other.

G'luck anyway.

I'm just frustrated from sitting here..looking at the screen..yanno
Well Jon, when ya get a chance..hit me up.
If anything..we can talk about the business and share ideas.