I need a TESTICLE TRANSPLANT and my insurance says it wont cover it...
 

They said its "cosmetic" and i could live with one nut.

I need donations It will cost $567,324.98 please help me have two testicles


Please send monies to

JDL Testicle FUND
101 Juicy Lane
Plainview NY 11803

PP [email protected]

Epass: JuicyTesticleFund.

A couple of large Vodkas and a table tennis ball and u can do it yourself.

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

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just use a golf ball.

Grab a knife and a field sewing kit... take some Pepto Bismol... bite onto a stick... and be a man!

He can have one mine - not like I will need it for breeding.

I will fed-ex it over.......

See, this is why we need socialized medicine!! Call Michael Moore and see what he can do for ya ;)

there you have it Juicy! :1orglaugh

Macho macho Man :pimp

lmao! This thread is awesome.

The sad part, is they actually have them..

omg you guys are too funny....thank god i dont have to worry about any nuts lol

Ill give you one of mine

its what friends are for...

i'll transplant my nuts onto your chin for a fast benjamin

I did hear they were good - In fact I heard they are the dogs bollocks!

Ping-pong ball is lighter than golf ball.

you need some neuticals my friend
http://www.neuticles.com/shop/images/apron.jpghttp://contanatura.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/neuticles.jpg

i aint putting dog nuts in me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woooooooooooooooooooooof

Hell...

Why miss out on an opportunity, I say.

Find a 4-inch-diameter steel ball-bearing, and get to work!

Anybody want to donate a testicle to me?

cmon you already chase pussy , the only problem would be when you started humping legs at conventions .

*sniffing ass might be a problem too :(

i will be a true gentleman and donate...































tom cruises testicle.... :1orglaugh

Do they have an affiliate program? :)

SteveD, you better back to promotin MoreNiche not looking for another 101th program :D

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Good luck with the whole ball thing. 1 ball worked out pretty well for Lance Armstrong and Tom Green, whats to worry about?

i need 2 i feel unmanly


http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/ma...2testicles.jpg

Lensman gave me $4

Throw a couple of peach pits in your underwear - you'll be alright.

loooooool, here you go.

cow testicles could be a cheap alternative; try to hit some eastern european country and you can have these for 20$ a piece ;)

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...in_oysters.jpg

Upgrade... :thumbsup

ADG

$155:pimp

http://cgi.ebay.com/2-Testicle-Impla...QQcmdZViewItem

hahahaha of courese they wont cover it

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Oh come on Sandis, these things would sell like crazy:)

I'll lend you a drummer.

Testicles are overrated..get them amputated