A waitress mistook my girlfriend for my daughter
 

I took my girlfriend out to dinner yesterday, and the waitress thought she was my daughter. I feel so damn old now :Oh crap

Ah well, at least it made me realize the beard had to go.

Felt old?

Damn, Mellanie is 15 years younger than me, and tiny, and when we go out with the kids (11, 7 and 4) you can hear people whispering "Can you believe that girl has had 3 kids?".

He he. Only Little Miss 4 is hers.

And I NEVER feel old, nor "lucky".

I deserve the amazing family I have.

:2 cents:

wtf? there's only 9 years difference between you...

heh, my family's pretty messed...

My dad is 42. His gf is 20.

...i'm 22.

She's asian, is a wopping 4'8" tall and is skinny as hell, with next to no boobs, hips or ass. Meanwhile, until yesterday, I had a beard (at her insistence, dammit), which might have made me look older than I actually am.

damn where did you find a 16 year old 4.8 feet Asian girl in Amsterdam?

and why did the waitress think that you'd have an Asian daughter if you're Caucasian??

I don't live in Amsterdam :helpme

And I have no idea why she thought I had an Asian daughter. Lots of guys around with Asian wives and mixed children, though, so it wouldn't be all that odd.

beards or heavy growth really adds to the perception of one's age. when I shave, which isn't very often, people hardly recognize me lol

hahaha... i guess you need a make-over... :thumbsup

LOL the beard usually does the trick...try to remove it, you'll be 10 years younger!:thumbsup

we need a picture of you two together (with beard)
don't really have a frame of reference without seeing what the waitress saw

Consider it a compliment; successful guys normally have young hot Gfs

Is that not one of the reasons to work hard?

Is she a Filipina?... A Chinese or Japanese?

please change your location, it fucks up the tables in my browser

Strange to think if you would of met her at a much earlier time in life you could be one of the guys on "to catch a predator".

ROFL! too bad for you man! haha

How old are you/she?

My father is 61, his wife is 25. I have a little brother on the way in 5 months.

I'm just happy to know my shit will still work. :)

Yeah, we laugh about that.

I was 15 when she was born.

I lost my virginity 2 1/2 years before she was born.

Kinda weird in that context.

:2 cents:

You lost your viriginity at 12 1/2?!

that kinda sucks

Freak!He he.Well i lost my virginity also with 12 years.

welcome to my world

looks fine to me, tafak chitty browser you got?

would you like some cheese with that whine?

lmao wtf

you sure?

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa98/90211/gfy.jpg

You are worrying about nothing. Eva is younger than my daughter and my daughter is younger than my grand daughter.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva-paul.jpg

When we all go out they think the girls have brought Grand Dad out with them. Who cares, I'm still going to sleep and waking up with the greatest women in the world. :winkwink:

I'm sorry man

yep, that's why I ask what browser you got?

http://myfilestash.com/userfiles/shashe42/yeah_tn.JPG
(click to enlarge)

haha... don't feel your old, that's fine! age doesn't matter! and who cares anyway?

25/16.

With the beard, I suppose I could have passed for early 30s, though, and with her height, lack of boobs and pigtails, I guess she may appear quite a bit younger than she is.

Bah. I'll just assume the waitress had really bad eyesight :disgust

Who's yer daddy!

wow weird situation, people should just mind their business lol

From the time I was a teenager, people always thought my dad was my boyfriend or husband when we went out together. He always looked really young.

I have the same thing with my gf, I graduated college 2 years before she graduated high school. Even her family gets in on the whole cradle robbing jokes now, it's crazy.

Ouch the chick your dad is dating was probably in grade 10 when you were in grade 12!

Your father rich?


What would any 25 year old girl want with an old ass man?

need to shave those beards, its nice to have a haircut and facial could be much of help too..

If my 16 yr. old daughter ever dated a 25 yr. old man I'd be wondering what he wants with her :2 cents: WTF is that shit? Don't like women?

you are dating a fucking 16 year old?
that is dirty as fuck.

LOL well ya, that's a big age diff. But to mistaken for your daughter? LOL

And you work in the porn industry with a 16 year old girlfriend...does she help you do your work?

waitress was jealous , she thought she would make a snipey comment because she knew it would irk you..

happens all the time to me ..

Hmmmm


Hugh Hefner at 80 is OK to date 18 year olds, but a guy who is 25 is a "dirty fuck" to date 16?

How much does a man's mentality change from when he's 19 to 25?


At 29, I doubt I could date a 20 year old as I find most chicks around that age to be total idiots, 25 is a good age as most women live on their own, have a car, a job, can buy you shit, and at least know how to eat a good dick

LOL! :1orglaugh

I was 17 when I met my first husband...he was 29. Guess that is why he is an ex, but....

If my kid came home with a 25 year old at 16, you might go missing. I have 2 teenage daughters. One has a bf almost 3 years older, and that is almost too much. Good thing I like the kid.

His girlfriend is 6 years past being 10 years old...10 years old!

Asian women rule!! Just ask my Filipina wife! LOL!:thumbsup

if you do not see the maturity difference between a 19 and 25 yo guy you are a complete idiot.

where did i say it was ok for Hugh Hefner to date 18yo old girls? you are pulling shit out of your ass. and if you cannot tell a maturity difference between someone who is 16 and 18 you have problems. id say 18-25 your maturity changes alot every year.

i remember exactly how i was and the girls were at 16, and let me tell you not mature enough to date a 25 yo.

these are the kinds of guys who are to lame to get a girlfriend there own age so they resort to little girls who are screwd in the head and are easy to get.