hahahahaha i just owned a poker professional!!! LOOOOOOOL
 

Dealer: Stuart Paterson shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: madawgz shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
Dealer: madawgz wins the pot ($4,310) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Dealer: Hand #2991867698
madawgz: pwned
Dealer: madawgz wins the pot ($50)
Dealer: Hand #2991869033
Stuart Paterson: that was brilliant
madawgz: thanks, pro
Dealer: the_dal_kid has 15 seconds left to act
Stuart Paterson: thanks genius
madawgz: :)
Dealer: the_dal_kid has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: the_dal_kid wins the pot ($1,122)
Dealer: Hand #2991874129


omg im fucking laughing so hard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

btw im playing on fulltiltpoker if anyone wants to see me, 25/50$ no limit

player: madawgz

he is gonna get you back this hand :p

or not...

i fucking pwned him, are you watching?

you are a baller I think you should transfer me some scrill :)

word...25/50 is far beyond my limit must be nice

ps..my chat is banned or i'd heckle you there ;)

whats your fulltiltpoker account ID? ill transfer you some funds

lol chuckmontana if you really wanna ;)

you buy in full at that table?

gj here's a cookie

http://sendthemcookies.com/s/images/...kie_bitten.jpg

yeah, i went down to 2000$, then i made my way back up :pimp

eh what was that lol

thought i would get lucky, ill gain it back no problem :winkwink:

going to smoke a cigarette be right back

damn... I wanna see this brilliant poker game too!

word looked like a split for a second

fuck i missed the big bling, im gonna sit in next hand

its in fulltiltpoker .....25/50 room Coral Isle

tell the moron posting that link in chat to either post the correct url or stfu

i did :1orglaugh

lol thanks cant wait to get my chat back.....some dude was begging for $ and i told him i'd give him $5 for phonesex and they banned my ass :(

Hello,

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

chuckmontana (Observer): i will give you$5 for phonesex

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one
month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any
attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent
closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

Dan O
Full Tilt Poker Support

i will take the 702.40 to give you a nice even 5k:winkwink:

nice1

god damn I can't wait to have money to throw around playing poker.

im close to 6k, what ar you talking about :winkwink:

fine the 272.40 to even you at 6k will work :p

I was going to stop by your room but you're playing in the rooms a little too rich for my blood.

im going for 20k then ill quit for the night :winkwink:

nice yo...

zonkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

stop it dude please

Oh balls, you just lost 7k in a matter of 20 seconds.

im feeling sick :(

shoulda banked at 11k and started back at 4 :p

Please stop, you're making me cry. :(

send me $ before you blow it all
 

no shit:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

down 8k...gotta get back up there!!! fuck

dude wtfffffffffffffffffff

You lost 11k in 5 minutes

hey just logged in and watch acouple hands, saw those two lost hands in a row
sorry to see man

i didnt think the guy woulda had KK either

fulltilt

i guess this thread backfired on me........damn you gfy!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus dude you really shoulda sent me the 792.40 if you were just gonna give it all to them on stone cold bluff action:1orglaugh

Any of you guys up for a game? I'm not a high roller but will throw down a little coin.

im almost at my maximum deposit for the week

how much you want to play for?

seriously, i should have quit at 10,000$...:Oh crap, i cant believe i didnt :mad:

Anything, sit-n-go, NL table, whatever. I'm not a big poker guy.

was gonna tell you to bank it but i doubt you woulda listened so i said nada