OK, the steroid shit has gone too far!
 

Now they want to test for steroid use in golf.

WTF?

How much advantage does a player get in golf to bulk up to 300lbs?
Give me a break, most likely the guy would blow all his puts by over
shooting them. :1orglaugh

I understand the argument when it comes to football, track, etc...
but I don't want to hear some Nascar driver crying about losing a race because he thinks other racers are using steroids.

But then again, my sales are lagging behind some of you people so maybe you're all using steroids to bulk up your traffic. :winkwink:

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/new...v=ap&type=lgns

Well we all know that steroids makes the ball bigger, and gives them an unfair advantage.

The atomic matter to increase the ball size actually comes from their "balls" so it's fair. :1orglaugh

Thats why you can take our products and get away with it .. We pass the tests but give you the effects of steroids.... we have yet to fail a test... and have proof our products raise testosterone over 300%
http://www.stacklabs.com

Does it cause your 3rd leg to shrink?

Well, they can't make the clubs any fucking bigger, so the golfers need to get bigger.

because 'roids don't just increase size they dramatically increase strength so you can fucking DESTROY a golf ball... like an additional 100+yds

oh lollerskates, your products on that site w/ all the contrived names like "dekka" are just silly imo... i know your hoping to ring people in searching for the real deal. if i walked into my gym w/ some of your products i would be laughed out of the place...

btw, can you hook me up w/ some GH? preferably genotropin but generic blue-tops would be great too..!

I use steroids for my online poker addiction.

Steroids aren't only to get bigger. They help your muscle recovery time so they can definitly help your swing in a tournament. I'm sure some pro golfers use some kinds of roids.