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[Labret] 09-04-2002 08:24 AM

Kelly or Justin
 
Yeah, I am gay.

So what.

titmowse 09-04-2002 08:28 AM

i'd be pleased with either one. i'm just glad they got that nikki out of the running. she was pretty second rate.

cold_ice 09-04-2002 08:30 AM

Whos Kelly and Justin?

KingK7 09-04-2002 08:31 AM

Whats this for, a tv-show?

shawcutie 09-04-2002 08:36 AM

KingK, Babe, we need to get you out of the house more :winkwink:

Hooterdog 09-04-2002 09:17 AM

Kelly's got better pipes . . .
but Justin will have more votes <BR><BR>
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Cheshire 09-04-2002 09:20 AM

[Labret] never fails to amaze me

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 09:24 AM

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm REALLY hoping to wake up any second now and realize that this was all a terrible dream.

lawpal 09-04-2002 09:29 AM

my hope is that the judges just tell them both the truth - that they suck and that neither deserves to be handed a music contract on a silver platter

my :2 cents:

if you don't like it, :321GFY

SykkBoy 09-04-2002 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
i'd be pleased with either one. i'm just glad they got that nikki out of the running. she was pretty second rate.
mmmmm Kelly with her big ol' ass.......

I had a softspot for Nikki...a former stripper, teen mom with a penchant for hard rock.....


but I'm still expecting Ryan Starr to be the most successful....


and did that British winner suck ass or what? Even fucking RJ blew that fucker away....I've seen better on the REJECT spots of Say What? karaoke on MTV....

[Labret] 09-04-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2




and did that British winner suck ass or what? Even fucking RJ blew that fucker away....I've seen better on the REJECT spots of Say What? karaoke on MTV....

Absolutely.

And his underbite made me want to murder him.

I hate Dunkelman. That bitch.

Thomas N 09-04-2002 11:26 AM

Sykkboy, Nikki was a former stripper?? Where did you hear that? I never heard anything like that...

As far as Ryan Starr, I think she was one of the biggest LOOSERS on the show, and I think she'll have a carreer about as big as the guy working the fry machine at the local Micky D's.

:BangBang: Ryan Starr

[illnet]-Romeo 09-04-2002 11:29 AM

Labret, OK I know I had to watch that dumbass show because it was better than listening to the GF bitch, so ahhh whats your excuse?? :1orglaugh

and whatever you say will not excuse you from posting this poll!!!!

p.s. at least you wrote Justin is a fag boy, I'd like to hold that kid down and shave is head bald :winkwink:

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Romeo_CandidCam
Labret, OK I know I had to watch that dumbass show because it was better than listening to the GF bitch, so ahhh whats your excuse?? :1orglaugh

and whatever you say will not excuse you from posting this poll!!!!

p.s. at least you wrote Justin is a fag boy, I'd like to hold that kid down and shave is head bald :winkwink:

I'm still trying to figure out how he could actually watch it and have interest in it, regardless of who made him. He's ranting on about Metallica and others being sell-outs in one thread, and posting a poll about fucking American Idol elsewhere.

Am I the only one seeing the irony here?

kmanrox 09-04-2002 11:42 AM

lol this thread is richard simmons worthy

kmanrox 09-04-2002 11:42 AM

and im proud to say i have no fucking clue who kelly or justin is.... kelly from 90210?? who the fuck is justin?

[Labret] 09-04-2002 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I'm still trying to figure out how he could actually watch it and have interest in it, regardless of who made him. He's ranting on about Metallica and others being sell-outs in one thread, and posting a poll about fucking American Idol elsewhere.

Am I the only one seeing the irony here?

I am not surprised at your inability to see the obvious.

I watch TV. Like alot of people. I see TV as social commentary. You want to see how sick society is... turn on the boob tube. I always have it on in the background. 95% of the time on MSNBC.

I watch alot of things I dont necessarily like. I like to watch how shows try and control and manipulate public opinion. Turn on MSNBC and watch the support of Israel and the coming war with Iraq. Does it mean I agree with it? Because I watch something or listen to something on tv does that mean I give tacit approval of it?

American Idol is sick. Its corporate whores in action. You can learn alot about a society by paying attention to what it watches and what it listens to. TV and mass media are the most powerful tools at the hands of those who wish to sway public opinion.

Thats what I never understood about you people.

Whenever I talked about why Palestianians blow themselves up, or why someone would fly a jet into the WTC, people automatically assume I approve of it. I understand why alot of people do alot of things, it does not mean I approve of it nor do I like it. I wallow in homosexual pornography all day. DO I approve of it or say it is right? No. You will catch me stating quite the contrary.

Just because I dont like something does not mean I will not listen to it or watch it. How can you ever plan to criticize someone for liking corporate ass rock if you are not at the very least familiar with the material you are attacking. That is why people like Rose and 12Clicks cant argue their way out of a paper bag concerning what they evidently feel so strongly about. They only understand one side. Why? Because the other side is evil and wrong so they dont deserve to be studied. And that is just ignorant. I would be a bad anthropologist if I didnt watch this dribble.

Does that make sense Mr. Sly? Or do you need it slower with more examples?

So in the process of watching this sickness unfold I have formed an opinion. Kelly should be the one whored out by the music industry.

Thomas N 09-04-2002 11:58 AM

Yeah you're a real badass! You only watch 90210 :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:)

TDF 09-04-2002 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
and im proud to say i have no fucking clue who kelly or justin is.... kelly from 90210?? who the fuck is justin?
superfag

Fletch XXX 09-04-2002 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I watch TV. Like alot of people. I see TV as social commentary.
It's a disease.

Refuse it.

TV is a somatic illness.

:winkwink:

cherrylula 09-04-2002 12:05 PM

I have only watched a couple minutes at a time of that show.

But this possibility just occured to me:

Have any of the contestants cried on stage during criticizm from the judges after their performance?

THAT might make the show worth watching. hehehe

[Labret] 09-04-2002 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula

THAT might make the show worth watching. hehehe

Its worth watching just to watch Simon crush the hopes of some pathetic boy band wannabe.

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 12:11 PM

Sure, makes perfect sense, Mr. Hardcore. Hang on, the reruns of Saved by the Bell came on. I'll be back in a few... the previews showed Zach proposing to Kelly. Can't miss it!

There's a difference between watching shows and programs to see how stupid people really are and posting a poll about it, as in showing actual interest. I do it too, and you're right, it's fucking hilarious. Can't believe I'm admitting this, but I used to catch 7th Heaven every now and then. Granted, it was pretty sick, but it was so damn funny watching "good kids" act "bad" by calling their brothers "stupid". Funny shit.

So, go on, turn on MTV and catch the VMA's for the third time. You had to watch those... it's perfect fuel for your wigger and hardcore arguments. Ok, I'll admit it, I won't watch the VMA's because I can't bare the thoughts of P.O.D. being nominated and classified as rock.

Can anyone point me to my shepherd? I think I'm lost...

[Labret] 09-04-2002 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

So, go on, turn on MTV and catch the VMA's for the third time. You had to watch those... it's perfect fuel for your wigger and hardcore arguments. Ok, I'll admit it, I won't watch the VMA's because I can't bare the thoughts of P.O.D. being nominated and classified as rock.

Can anyone point me to my shepherd? I think I'm lost...

Admittedly, some things are more painful to watch than others. I cant leave on BET or MTV for more than an hour without wanting to grab a gun and go rid the world of some teenagers.

But I can sit through 4 hours of Everybody Loves Raymond and the Trinity Broadcasting Networks Benny Hinn the Miracle Worker and laugh my ass off.

Once you realize what it is, it loses its desired effect.

There are people on here who watch MTV and let it influence them. They want to have an Escalade with 22 inch rims. They want the gold toof and the prerequisite bitches. They want to wear Fubu. They believe that the top 10 is the top 10 because it is obviously the best music there is. Mr. Bling was a prime example of what I am talking about. He said it perfectly... popular = good.

People believe the news. They believe the hype. They believe the president, they wear what advertisers tell them to wear.

The American people cannot think for themselves for the most part. They need to be told what is cool and what is not cool. What is good and what is evil. If they were not told, an American wouldnt have an opinion on anything.

I watch everything and take it in with a grain of salt. You can watch it and appreciate it for what it is. Some people cannot. And those people are called Americans.

KC 09-04-2002 12:28 PM

I predict the person that loses tonight will have a bigger career than the person who wins.

They will both certainly have careers in the music industry.

I predict Kelly wins tonight, but by the end of next week Justin will have a bigger music contract than her.

-KC

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 12:29 PM

My roommate watches BET religiously, drives me insane. No wonder I haven't watched TV in months.

[Labret] I think we agree on more things than you would like to admit. I agree with your whole post above. Scary shit...

[Labret] 09-04-2002 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ


[Labret] I think we agree on more things than you would like to admit. I agree with your whole post above. Scary shit...

So then why you always steppin on my nuts? :Graucho

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


So then why you always steppin on my nuts? :Graucho

Because it's damn funny reading your responses. Hey, I don't watch American Idol so I need some form of entertainment.

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 12:39 PM

Can we fuck and make up? I'll be nice and catch this time.

[illnet]-Romeo 09-04-2002 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


Its worth watching just to watch Simon crush the hopes of some pathetic boy band wannabe.

I gotta say I watched the show a few times at the begining and that dude did say some funny shit, he made that little fag kid about break down and cry a couple of times. :1orglaugh

[Labret] 09-04-2002 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Can we fuck and make up? I'll be nice and catch this time.
This kind of insubordinate behavior can only be dealt with by a good ol fashioned fisting.

eroswebmaster 09-04-2002 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


the Trinity Broadcasting Networks Benny Hinn the Miracle Worker

2 points regarding this statement.

#1 I used to drop acid and watch Benny preach, was fucking hilarious especially when he'd wave his arms and the entire audience would be "slain by the holy spirit."

#2 TBN's sister station in Dallas Texas...was where me and my old high school buddy used to score our pot ;)...no fuckin' foolin'

archer 09-04-2002 12:58 PM

american idol is one show i've never had the chance to watch.

sigh:waaaaahh


lol..... i wouldn't watch that sort of show if it was the last television program on earth!:ak47:

[Labret] 09-04-2002 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


2 points regarding this statement.

#1 I used to drop acid and watch Benny preach, was fucking hilarious especially when he'd wave his arms and the entire audience would be "slain by the holy spirit."

Benny Hinn has had me in tears with my hands on the screen praying for the redemptive blood of christ to wash over me and save me from my life of sin.

I have seen Benny cure AIDS and homosexuality. Live on television. I swear if he comes to town I will see him. That guy draws larger crowds than Aerosmith and Dave Mathews combined.

I also love Pastor Rod Parsley and Pastor John Hagee. Those two will almost make you believe in evangelical christianity.

Sly_RJ 09-04-2002 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
american idol is one show i've never had the chance to watch.

sigh:waaaaahh


lol..... i wouldn't watch that sort of show if it was the last television program on earth!:ak47:

I heard RJ was pretty cute. :Graucho

SykkBoy 09-04-2002 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish
Sykkboy, Nikki was a former stripper?? Where did you hear that? I never heard anything like that...

As far as Ryan Starr, I think she was one of the biggest LOOSERS on the show, and I think she'll have a carreer about as big as the guy working the fry machine at the local Micky D's.

:BangBang: Ryan Starr

Yeah, there was something on ET online about it...let me see if I can find the link...also, Access Hollywood (or one of those celeb shows) showed the girls at the old titty bar she used to work at, wat`ching the show...

Ryan already has a recording deal....Simon hooked her up as he promised on the show....


I've always maintained the winner of the show will have a shorter career than the second place finisher...the first will have the initial momentum, but also the added pressuer...sure, the first album is pretty well guaranteed to be a hit, but the sceond album? Unless they pull something amazing, they'll disapaer...the second place finisher won't have that pressure...

Fletch XXX 09-04-2002 01:03 PM

"you make yourself so beautiful,
you make yourself oh so visible.
Now I feel like Im going.
Im going.
Im going To set myself on fire.

Set myself up at the window,
this margin walker wants a clear view.
this margin walker wants a clear shot
now Im shootin it right to you."

Wouldnt it be nice like in 68, Kent State, to just pick a few off on parade?

Burn Hollywood Burn.

:winkwink:

eroswebmaster 09-04-2002 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


Benny Hinn has had me in tears with my hands on the screen praying for the redemptive blood of christ to wash over me and save me from my life of sin.

I have seen Benny cure AIDS and homosexuality. Live on television. I swear if he comes to town I will see him. That guy draws larger crowds than Aerosmith and Dave Mathews combined.

I also love Pastor Rod Parsley and Pastor John Hagee. Those two will almost make you believe in evangelical christianity.

Back when I was a kid, I was friends with the son of an infamous Texas millionaire...T. Cullen Davis.

He was the OJ Simpson of the 70's...killed his stepdaughter, his wife's boyfriend and shot his wife...she identified him on the stand but yet he still was acquitted.

Anyway in the early to mid 80's he got religion and one night a bunch of us guys got together and spent the night over at their house...well Mr. Davis brought home Pastor Robert "Bob" Tilton.

This guy spent the night "healing" us...he would claim one arm or leg was longer than the other and he would pray and stretch it and then lo and behold they'd be the same length...all kinds of shit like that.

It's pretty embarassing to think that even at 14 or 15 I fell for that shit...LOL

QGals 09-04-2002 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


Its worth watching just to watch Simon crush the hopes of some pathetic boy band wannabe.

this is what people fail to understand. it was the funniest show to come out in a while when if first started

SykkBoy 09-04-2002 02:12 PM

finally found it!
Nikki's topless past! (no pics though...fuck!)
http://www.etonline.com/celebrity/a12081.htm

BVF 09-04-2002 03:52 PM

you heard it here first...the mulatto boy with the curly haired afro is going to win...

EscortBiz 09-04-2002 03:56 PM

kelly has a fat asssssssssss

Turboface 09-04-2002 04:10 PM

Right now, the poll is at 35-7, in Kelly's favor.

Personally, I am surprised that the vote is that lop-sided. I think that Justin has got that star quality about him. He's definately getting the 13-21 year old girl vote.

Kelly on the other hand has got a pair of lungs on her. She's very attractive, but not what I'd call a sex symbol.

Well, we'll all find out tonight.


:glugglug

Turboface 09-04-2002 04:30 PM

Did you guys know that TheSpaceBulldog was on American Idol?


http://idolonfox.msn.com/photo_galle...ges/cont_2.jpg

phogirl69 09-04-2002 04:36 PM

I vote for Kelly all the way!

GO KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lane 09-04-2002 05:02 PM

they suck, they both will be forgotten

Lane 09-04-2002 05:09 PM

hahahaa, they showed the worst 5 of all auditions...

quiet 09-04-2002 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

I also love Pastor Rod Parsley and Pastor John Hagee. Those two will almost make you believe in evangelical christianity.
I love John Hagee - my favorite tv preacher. the guy is seriously hardcore.

never watched american idol, the music makes me want to tear my eyeballs out.

eRock 09-04-2002 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
i'd be pleased with either one. i'm just glad they got that nikki out of the running. she was pretty second rate.
OMG...she's the best one I think. Not the best singer, but the best "rock star" by far. She has what it takes...WAY more than the rest of 'em...

eRock 09-04-2002 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
and im proud to say i have no fucking clue who kelly or justin is.... kelly from 90210?? who the fuck is justin?
Suuuurrrreeee....everyone knows they watch it...just afraid to admit it. One of those guilty pleaseures...


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