Buying sextoys in a few minutes
 

I usually get 9inch vibrators (different colors) and dildos... not sure what to get this time. A few of my girls have "silver bullets". Is that cool?

one of those realistic 10 inch flesh cocks should go down a treat :1orglaugh

Defiantly cooool.:D I've had one for some time now and would recommend it as an addition to your collection.:thumbsup

How about a nice dog penis shaped toy?

http://www.zoofur.com/ruffsr.html

Or perhaps a dolphin wee wee

http://www.zoofur.com/dolphin.html

I'll take 2 please :1orglaugh

Here's mine. I am in love with it too!

http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgi...TRAN85=N&GENP=

Silver Pearl!:)

You know your own ass better than we do.

The Puppy comes labret and company approved.

http://www.rustedpuffin.com/puppy.jpg

$80 is a bit much... does it work good? I think I'm gonna take the cheap road :2 cents:

Labret's taste is sure unique.

Im not using it on myself silly.

Unless you count that one time I accidently fell on it 36 times.

Yep, it's nice. Believe me. I've had to catch myself a few times. I actually only paid $50 for it. You can get it at any Adult Bookstore. It's either named Pearl Kitten or Silver Pearl or so some shit. But I'm telling you it's worth it. The clitoral stimulation attachment is to die for. There are at least 6 different speeds for each attachment. The best!

Labret are you writing motivating lines on your monitor? :)

Yes.

Dude I understand the value of having the Bear Pride flag, but a Wolf Cock Shaped Dildo?

:1orglaugh

I'm glad those accident's don't happen to me very often ... :1orglaugh

I have a 100$ bill taped to my monitor.. works great :)

Any number of reasons.

I got a kinky ass girlfriend.

What does it matter what it is shaped like, its all going in the same place.

I get free things from people I have done business with in the past. Not saying I deal with those people who produce them specifically but rather someone who distros them.

Its funny as fuck... like the bear flag.

I am trying to get one created that is shaped like a childs arm holding a small apple.

It sure is.

We use the Jesus Butt Plug

http://www.divine-interventions.com

Happy Plumbing.

"Jackhammer Jesus. - feet first"

hahaha

DI rocks. Thought about gettin one for my girlfriend !!! :1orglaugh

Yeah, thought about those but the girlfriend (who was raised strict Catholic) found very little humor in them.

Even crazy ass ex Catholic girls gotta draw the line somewhere.

I think they are absolutely brilliant.

Well, Labret, I got the same dillemma. My girlfriend is strictly catholic too, don't think she'd appreciate a Jackhammer Jesus up her puss .... :Graucho

Then definitely start her out with the "junior canine" model. She wont know what it is.

And when you get done you can tell her "congrats on just banging Benji". And then you can both have a big ol laugh.

:thumbsup

Here is an advanced level vibrator.

http://www.hitachi-magic-wand.com/

When I was scheduling talent at the live sex studio, this is what the girls who were really serious about their masturbation used. I can't speak from experience as I do not own one, but I suppose after extended vibrator use this seems to be what a girl needs to get off.

I caught it before the edit and was too busy laughing to respond.

If there is a hell, I'll definitely be seeing you there.

hehe twas a joke, but don't want anyone to get the wrong idea here hahahaha

I'm leaving now... I'll post pics later. Got a shoot at 12:30 :thumbsup