Teh THREAD OF BAD ENGLISH SPEAKINGS
 

Combine the bad english in spam mails with what you have learnt from spamming eastern european sigwhores on GFY.

Let it all out!

From hereby you are allowance to let fall of all grammars and be invited to speak of your true mind.

I wish you many pleasure in this task

you are eliminate because you have almost speaked the right sentencing

speak on me

Teh interweb is filled with monies !

Forgiveness be placed upon me for the disturbing of your precious time, but I am most wanting to make business with you...

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dred jast bukmarket

Ai Am Bery Spiker Inglish Man!!!

whut do i though hir? errr

i'm the only eastern european here and i have two things to say to you:

1st of all come wash the fucking dishes
2nd of all, didn't i tell you to change your nick from "silly guy" to "dumb fuck"???

I wont you maked much moneys. Womans is does it by you this night. Or then ok.

I bought a generic mp3 player off ebay a few weeks ago. It's one that looks exactly like an ipod nano. I have a real one also and I can't tell the difference between them unless I pick it up and look closely at it.

The fake one is from China and it has its own software and it comes with a little manual/booklet that they've written to go with it. The whole fucking thing is in Engrish. :1orglaugh I have a friend who's warped like me and we get hysterical reading it back and forth to each other. She can do a really good Asian accent, which makes it that much better. They constantly refer to its "exquisite appearance, designed as a gold brick". :1orglaugh

Silly Guy
Registered User

Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Oktoberfest
Posts: 957

hehe. sigwhores you said?

I sale the ninja.

I was looking to get myself one.

How much?

hahahah ok.. didn't know people still read spam emails :P

I am agree with you speaking

Can me allowed to speak Engrish here?

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There is more people on this planet that understand engrish than people that understand english, think of it ! I can traduct your well wroten english porn site in engrish if you want that will be a pleasure and you will get more customers for youzzzz ! Woa woa woa !

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I have fell i is fell always in the ground i is gone

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more information.

If you don't wanna get messages from me, please write "remove" on subject.
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Good luck!

How you was? Don't make face unhappy in post:Oh crap

me likey titty bueno

Hmm, sounds like job now.
But I mail you for informations thanks.

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you are invite to make this further

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I have make custom contents for you. Comes with US of A 22 fifty sevens and feefty US dollars for set. Is completely custom, YES!

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i though you are still sailing... :1orglaugh