I don't think my life can get any more odd: So I met this girl tonight.
 

I swear to God I'm not making a word of this up. This is some fucked up shit right here. I'm screwed.



She's 24, her name is Michelle, shes a brunette with LONG ass hair and her face melts me. She's got these fucking shiny ass emerald green eyes that just suck the will right out of my head.

She's also 9 months pregnant and she's due to pop literally ANY second. Her Husband was killed in Iraq 7 months ago. I checked on it when I got home tonight and she's for real. The kid will be a girl btw.

So I brought her home, fed her (you know how pregnant chicks are), tucked her into my bed and tossed a blanket and some pillows on my couch since thats where Imma sleep tonight like the Gentleman I am.

I then sat down and read through the 5 pages of notes we wrote to each other in the notebook she carries with her. She carries that around with her because shes deaf. Like stone deaf.


I have only been able to honestly say this ONCE in my life before: I'm smitten. Open mouth, insert hook. She's fucking beautiful and I'm owned. :eek7

JupZ Chris: run
JupZ Chris: run fast

umm. Good luck with that one. I don't think it could get anymore weird unless she hopped into your place on her one leg.

JimtheFiend (1:19:52 AM): i KNOW
but i doubt i will
JimtheFiend (1:19:53 AM): lol

I know. I know. I know.

She's fucking beautiful dude.

So banned for making up stories. J/k Well, post a pic. Not that you would do that because you are gentleman. Well keep us posted. If she is the one for you go for it.

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Aren't you married? Either way, I have a slight pregnant chick fetish, but I'm a pretty sick fuck...

I did get remarried briefly a couple of years ago but I had to divorce her because she was from England and it started to manifest itself. Talk about drama.

You didn't dump her tea into the sink when she started ragging on you for drinking coffee did you? :)

Not at all.

Also, this pregnant deaf woman has better communication skills than the last 8 bitches I've dated combined.

this thread is completely worthless without PICS :winkwink::winkwink:

Good luck Jim. She sounds like a nice lady. That sucks about her husband though. I am sure that had to be hard on her to lose him and be pregnant as well. Most men do not have the guts to date a pregnant woman. Hope it works out for you.