I am Fuckin RICH !! and this thread will show you how to be..just like me
 

Well kids, its been a long week at the pussyserver mansion and I almost didnt make it this time around... I was tired ... I was spent and I was burnt out

but then I thought about it... I cant disapoint you guys.... Pussyserver has never been one to let his fans down... so without further adoo

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Pussyservers tutorial on how the fuck you can become rich!!!


Section 1... The Liquor store

Liqour stores have long been an integral part of the American dream and the ideal western lifestyle.. I mean you have vodkas ... beers... conacs... rums.... juices and various other tasty drinks all stocked and on display ready for your purchase


But .... did you know that the liquor store has something else??? something thats not on display... not stocked on the vast shelvs and ready for browsing down every ailse?

.... Did you you know?

THE FUCKIN LIQUOR STORE HAS CASH!!!!!!!!!!!



thats right kids... you too can get rich by robing the liquor store!!!

and ole pussyservers gonna tell ya how to do it

so pull up a chair... get your notebook ready... were gonna commit a 2-11

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hm ok....

im bored and could enjoy a laugh...

lets hear it...

Do You know AnalHobit???

Good way to convince everyone you're a serious business man... Talk about robbing liquor stores... Why do I never see the really successful people make posts like this.. hmmmmm.. makes one think....

LMFAO... are you frekin serious??????

I dont need to convince anyone of anything I AM FUCKIN RICH

either you do biz with me ... or you dont...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh prove to gfy?*&^&^$$^:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


gotta be kidding

on with the tutorial....


Section A... casin the joint

just like any other building with a gang of free money.. liquor store employees love to play this game they like to call............ keep the money

dont take them serious though... deep inside theywant to give you every cent in the store but just like a sweet virgin on a summer afternoon.... you gotta convince them you want it bad enough



The easiest way to do this is to walk right into the store and look the clerk square in the eye..... and say " Ineed money, can I have some please"

BINGO

He will imediately hand over half his register till as he laugh at the fact that you are not rich already.....

is like the negro analhobbit or something?

he sells his SIG and he is rich hahaha well everyone has their own idea of rich, His is probably having the rent paid on time and enough left over to super size his fries and that is with his discount since he works there

You don't have a clue do you... Do you have any idea how many people LURK here? Look at my join date. I actually started in 2001. Now you were talking about starting up a program right? So how many of those lurkers do you think will label you a moron and not send your program any traffic? What you see on GFY is only a small part of what GFY is really about. Either you get it or you don't. At the end of the day, you rarely see the really successful (RICH) companies and business people (RICH) acting like idiots on here.

Carry on though, I'm sure you know what you're doing...

Is this how your brother got started?

Tempest youre right

your Join date just convinced me I am going about it all wrong

oh whoa as me oh what oh what was I thinking

had I saw tempest join date before now I would have never made such a fool of myself

I hope all the other rich guys forgive me


pffft..... like I give a shit

..... $$$$IM RICH BITCH $$$$



MONEY ASSESTS AND PROFITS DEFINE ME.... NOT MY JOIN DATE ON GFY OR YOURS :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

soon I will top taco in this biz... cant you tell???

I only highlighted the join date thing as an indication that I lurked for a long time before joining. Carry on though, you seem to be going the pimpdog route. I guess you'll have to do what he does and start up other companies and hide that he's the owner so that he can try and get traffic from people that won't promote his stuff directly.

Im tired if your threads

WRONG............


I am far from the p1mpdog route..

I am not offending anyone... or digging into anyones personal lives ... or anything even close

all im doing is giving myself... and other readers some humor to break the stress of the day

honestly... I dont see what your problem is??

I work 17 hr days... If I want to laugh or make others laugh with a humorous post.... how does this affect you

.... or the rich lurkers who want do biz with me now because I posted something funny

I think you need to get a grip

:1orglaugh
dont read them

...hard isnt it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This thread is incredibly lame.

and you are the Director Of Marketing for homegrownvideo.com ......

...........and you feel this thread is lame??

how are sales :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

your lame, the thread is lame, everything that has anything to do with you is lame.

When are you going to wake up and realize....nobody is going to give you their money. What do you think this is, some late night infomercial opportunity on BET?

No thanks..I like my freedom

What a mutha fucka gotta do round he'ya to get a mutha fuckin design job...

I suck yo dick!!!

jus won li'l rawk

I want to see pics of guys with nylons over the heads yelling "Stick it up!" - there will be pics right?

sounds good

but does that work for white folks?

ok now, lets keep the funnies down to a minimum... I cant afford a new monitor until i get some work...



http://www.pbase.com/soleilmia/image/50200048.jpg

oh definitely

except for one thing... if a white guy wants to use this method he must slightly alter his request for funds to include the words "dude" or "bro"

Oy...this thread is not a good look