Ask Me Anything For The Next How Long It Takes To Relax And Go To Bed ....
 

I have never done one of these threads before.....

Well, only 2 or 3 times anyway.

I am buzzed and the Jim Beam is still flowing.

Ask away.

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shit I'm too late again. :(

No dude, you are not.

Gear more akin to what we get round your way is in full effect.

:thumbsup

ok how long will it take before you fall asleep :winkwink:

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

A little bit yet.

:winkwink::thumbsup

what are you curious about?

Miss you bro.

:2 cents::thumbsup:winkwink:

When will you grace Amsterdam with your presence?

People.

What makes them tick.

I am a practical social scientist.

:upsidedow

Is is true for every 1 guy there are 11 girls in Australia?

I have been hearing that ratio my whole life.........

:)

When will i get laid? It been like few days

No.

There are unlimited girls for guys who have the game, because Aussie guys as a general rule are pretty stupid.

Even some of your behaviour in recent times pales into insignificance.

And I mean no disrespect, just stating facts.

You'd do OK with a quick cleanup, let's leave it at that.

:2 cents:

I see your chances being excellent today simply visiting Beautiful Companion, searching, and then by dialing a 10 digit number.

:winkwink::thumbsup:1orglaugh:pimp

I'd love a chance to spend some time with you down there my friend. Just don't scare the shit out of me this time. :)

we all have our moments...live and learn....

cheers - see ya soon :thumbsup

wanker when next show u go to ? i want to see yoou and hug u

Mi su casa, es tu casa my friend.

Anytime.

People in life only ever learn from their fuck ups.

Lert me tell you I site here as the product of 1000's of them.

:winkwink::thumbsup:pimp

you have a way with words.....:winkwink:

i want to have sex in autralia with wild australian women who havent seen NY cock ever in their life. Please send them my picture

Honestly, I don't know good buddy.

I only cancelled things for XBiz when I read about Helmy not accepting your rider.

Damn, if Alec knocked you back, my 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves were not a problem, but that damn partridge in a pear tree is always a hard find.

:winkwink:

Seriously, MAYBE WYPD.... I am so enjoying life at home, got some some very cool, very large projects on the cooker, and although I miss my friends heaps, I am not missing the BS one bit.

Sufficed to say I miss you bro.

:winkwink::thumbsup:pimp

Mate, straight or sober, buzzed or tripping makes no matter.

Living life being yourself totally without any bullshit is so fucking easy it is criminal.

My words may speak because they are as I feel, no filter applies.

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Chicks here take lots of ecstacy.

Real good stuff - direct from Holland.

You could have a head like Izzy and with your style the chicks will fall all over you down here.

You may have to wear hats and dark glasses just to have a break every now and again.

:winkwink::thumbsup:1orglaugh:pimp

OK, feeling fuzzy, just craved for and had a big tall glass of milk.

5 more minutes and I'm out.

;-)

Going, going .......

GONE.

;-)

Nightie night folks.

He he

:-)

Is it true that a dog can't look up?

Wait wait!!! one more

Do you have any pics of yourself as a kid in your sexy Australian school boy uniform? Do you think it contributes to your urge as an adult to wear silly outfits and ultra-tight shorts?

http://histclo.com/image/xoom/mass01s.jpg

it takes me forever to go to bed, maybe i need some jim beam

Dayum !

My Mom being showing you the photo albums again dude?

PS. I just got up to piss

:winkwink::1orglaugh

It takes me forever to get out of bed....you think Jim Beam could be of any
help with that too?