I am squatting on my office chair and i farted, it stunk so bad i almost fell the
 

fuck off, holy shit!

i am actually holding back from puking right now

Wish I could share your pain!

That's awesome. Was it warm?

The warm ones are the best. they typically linger the longest!

are you asking me this cause you want to nibble on my exit hole?

lol - You wish. Nah, i'm asking because me and my buddies actually applaud a good, room clearing fart. The warm ones are usually the best cause the stink the most! At least that's been my experience. :thumbsup

I farted on my roomates pillow this morning because she left a huge mess in the kitchen.

breath in with your mouth, you'll be able to taste it ;-)

What were you doing squatting on your office chair? :eek7

don't you just ate it.

That's no good...