Rules to Typing on a keyboard.
 

There are rules to typing on a keyboard so you can continue to work with said computer the next day

#1. Never use any object with a handle to depress the keys. IE axes, sledgehammers, and picks are not acceptable.

#2. Never pick up the keyboard and throw it at anything.

#3. Never aim your cumshot at your keyboard.

#4. Keep booze away from the keyboard.

#5. Keep food out of the keyboard.

#6. Do NOT attempt typing with anything on your body other than fingers.

#7. Yelling at the keyboard will only upset your neighbors.

#8. Never let friends use your keyboard.

#9. Wash you hands - be clean and not sticky.

#10. never plug into the wrong port.



simple yet people from GFY have actually violated EVERY one of these golden rules

Mines wireless... no port... thus no violation...

w3rd