Batts - I Have Dug Up ALL Your Dirt !! Google is My Friend !!!!! <DRAMA LLAMA ALERT>
 

According to Google Image Search and with a healthy dose of journalistic licence.....

I got it all mate, all the down and dirty of your family, your past, you, your broke ankle models, the lot .................


























Merino-Corriedale Batts in Natural Colors
http://www.outbackfibers.com/felting...ting-batts.jpg

Rodney Batts is in his fifth season as an assistant coach after serving the 1999-2000 seasons as a graduate assistant. His responsibilities include coaching the infielders and hitters.
http://gostatesmen.netfirms.com/spor...7;20Rodney.jpg

Batts' first book of photography, "Wild Skin" (Edition Reuss, Munich) contained a note from his publisher. "His pictures are direct, wild, erotic and do not seek to flatter," it read. "His models are full of curves and corners." Batts cuts no corners in presenting playful and loving images of his wife.
http://www.gramponante.com/uploaded_...res-732348.jpg

Ready for your spinning and felting enjoyment, we are happy to offer wool batts processed from our Border Leicester sheep. They come in white, medium gray (Ben) and a lovely tan-gray (Lynn). Batts are approximately 1 pound and are priced at $1/ounce plus shipping. Freddy, the cat, is not for sale.
http://burroak.hypermart.net/WoolBatts472a.jpg

This cemetery is the final resting place Kate and Frederick Batts, Benjamin Batts, Jerry Batts, and others who figured into the legend of the Bell Witch. Benjamin Batts (no close relation to Kate) had a dispute with John Bell over the sale of a slave. The dispute was later and became the source of a rumor to the effect that John Bell and Kate Batts had the dispute, and the Bell Witch was created by Kate Batts to get revenge on Bell. This cemetery is full of rabbits, snakes, spiders and ticks.
http://www.bellwitch.org/battscem.jpg

Ephemera: The only known picture of Elizabeth (Batts) Cook
http://www.faess.jcu.edu.au/homepage...ElizaBatts.jpg

http://www.madehow.com/images/hpm_00..._0_img0044.jpg

Chief Batts holds a Doctorate in Public Administration, a Master's Degree in Business Management, and a Bachelor of Science in Law Enforcement Administration, in addition to other academic honors. Chief Batts has received numerous awards and commendations for heroism, crime reduction, and innovative programs at the local, state, and national level. He is the father of three children: one daughter and two sons. In his spare time, he enjoys traveling, jazz concerts, participating in competitive softball games, and football.
http://foundation.lbcc.edu/images-govs/batts.jpg

Life is over for a young man -- his name is Clarence Edwards, just 16. And life for a young man -- his name is Qu'eed Batts, just 14 -- is likely to be spent behind bars.
http://blogs.mcall.com/a_moment_with...ages/batts.jpg

What is astounding in finding what is completely and utterly missing in any background or reference checks of Batts.....













































There are none of THESE:

http://www.peterme.com/images/dfp_500telephone.jpg

THESE:

http://www.ci.loveland.co.us/parksrec/Telephone.jpg

THESE:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/telephone1.gif

OR THESE:

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/...lephone-lg.jpg

No surprises really for anyone who knows the man...

:2 cents:

Wankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr

Wankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr WHO ANSWERS HIS PHONE MESSAGES !!

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Oh dear god.



























































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For the last fucking time, stop taking my name in vain !

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wohoo... BUSTED!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...zin1/mmkay.bmp

Do I need to come down there and sit in between you two? Ill turn this bus RIGHT AROUND DO YOU HEAR ME!!! :upsidedow:1orglaugh

OH SNAP!!!!

Now this will be some crazy ass dramas!

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I don't take the bus.

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The only crazy ass drama in ths thread is Batts.

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...someone say crazy...

Hmm.... that was the word that sprung to mind.

I can't believe that people still don't understand phone etiquette and that how they behave contributes their social standing.

For gods :winkwink::winkwink: sake next time Batts answer THE phone.

is this meant to be funny?

kay plane, bicycle, scooter, kit car, whichever Im makin a uey... :winkwink:

NO, it is deadly serious !!!

:helpme

If safe to do so, please do a u-turn....

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You two crack me up.

Miss you baby.

xoxoxoxoxox

Miss you to!!
MUAH!!

I was thinking the same thing :frenchman

I had it all confused, I thought he was just some chubby retard trying to push his way in to the bro crowd.

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I do know how to use the phone thanks, circumstances beyond my control.

YOU would.

He he he eh ehe he he

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ME-fucking-OW

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Your just cranky because you paid soooo much didn't like my phone sex voice:thumbsup

HELLO GORGEOUS!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I forgot about that !!!

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