joke
 

three cats were argueing with each other which one is the laziest one.
first cat said:
- i am too lazy even to chase mice
second one:
- cha, that is nothing. i am so lazy that my master feed me while i am sleeping
third one said:
-bullshit. have you heard how i was screaming yesterday all day long?
those two:
- yeah, we heard. what happened?
third one:
- accidentally, i have stepped on my balls, i was so lazy to step back...

...how lazy are you? :)

I'm too lazy to laugh at that lame ass joke.

I'm lazy only on Sunday :)