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*No matter how rich you become..*

how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

Michael Pritchard

Saw this quote on a menu at a new trendy restaurant this evening.
Thought it was worth sharing.

Especially if you're rich and famous cause your rich snobbish friends won't stand around in the rain like mere mortals.

My grand mother's funeral was nice, it was in jamaica, everyone in the parish new we had the richest dead yard. she made sure we had a tent over her grave so that way rain or shine her family would make sure she is in the ground before the end of sabbath.

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12719751)

Especially if you're rich and famous cause your rich snobbish friends won't stand around in the rain like mere mortals.

no chip on the shoulder there

I never thought of it that way, but this is true!

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Originally Posted by Minte (Post 12719749)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hmm point to ponder

doubt i'd want the no shows if it should rain there anyways....

I'm going to be quietly cremated and have my ashes sprinkled over Darkjedi's morning oatmeal every day until I'm gone.

It's in my will.

Aren't you tempted to ask that they pump one last log of shit out of you (after you're dead) and smear it all over will76 (and steved)?

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12719932)

http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1116131077.jpg

I will have to remember that one. :thumbsup

interesting quote :thumbsup

You won't be thinking about your Mercedes on your deathbed, that's for damn sure...

Funerals are such a waste. Just spread my ashes in the Colorado River is all I ask.

form my ashes into a bicycle seat for spinning classes in Beverly Hills plz

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12719900)

Aren't you tempted to ask that they pump one last log of shit out of you (after you're dead) and smear it all over will76 (and steved)?

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12710782)

Ok this asshole using 100 fake nicks has been keeping this thread going for weeks now trying to sell his crappy domain ***************.

She he gets the bright idea to start trying to brand the domain by using pictures of attractive, sexy looking women. When asked where he got the pictures from he said " from your fat ass".

He has insulted and threatened everyone and needs mental help big time.

Here is one of the posts: http://www.gfy.com/showpost.php?p=12...&postcount=586

Incase he takes the image down, here is a screen shot.

http://www.teamclickcash.com/funny/dumbfuck1.jpg
http://www.teamclickcash.com/funny/dumbfuck2.jpg

here is Victoria Secrets Website:

http://www.teamclickcash.com/funny/victoriasecret.jpg

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/comm...ZZZ&rfnbr=2201

The moron even named the picture he stole as " vic....." took me 10 mins to find a matching picture on their website.

Looks like Victoria Secret will be the new owner of *************** :1orglaugh

10 minutes of my life wasted but it was worth it. as soon as I am finished forwarding all of this to Victoria Secrets general consul I am clocking out.

Maybe this dumb fuck will stop posting here now.

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We all come in the same way, and we all go out the same way. We are all humans, and while we are around, we should all treat each other the way we would like to be treated.

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 12720822)

We all come in the same way, and we all go out the same way. We are all humans, and while we are around, we should all treat each other the way we would like to be treated.

nice words, respect! :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 12720822)

We all come in the same way, and we all go out the same way. We are all humans, and while we are around, we should all treat each other the way we would like to be treated.

Cant argue with reason.

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Originally Posted by Minte (Post 12719749)

how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

Michael Pritchard

I doubt you will mind very much. :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Minte (Post 12719749)

when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

No, size of your funeral depends on how nice you have been with the people when you are alive. :2 cents:

But yes, after that it depends on weather. lol

Some people are so rich they lose touch with reality. That's how rich I want to be.

I don't care about a funeral. I want to be fed to the crocs at Gatorworld.