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DarkJedi 09-02-2002 05:19 AM

Oh shit, check this out:
 
here

This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

X37375787 09-02-2002 05:24 AM

Exxxxcellent !

ServerGenius 09-02-2002 05:25 AM

Oh My Fucking God.....They sell Vibrators now to children too?
I bet they fight about who can ride this thing....jesus lord....
it's funny but so wrong.....Vibrators masked as toys.....hmmm

DynaMite :eek7

DarkJedi 09-02-2002 05:26 AM

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too!

They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating).

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children

BabeHunter 09-02-2002 05:27 AM

HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

X37375787 09-02-2002 05:27 AM

They're not seeling those in the US, do they ? I bet someone would have gotten sued by now :1orglaugh


Does anyone remember the Mattel action figure that was powered by batteries and was beating off when you removedŽits sword ?

X37375787 09-02-2002 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It ain't just the broom, it's what it's doing that keeps HER happy....

BabeHunter 09-02-2002 05:29 AM

"play with this magic broomstick"

so that's how it called nowdays...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrthumbs 09-02-2002 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

WHAHAHAHAAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.


fucking funniest thing i read today.. WHAHAHAHAA

Juge 09-02-2002 09:37 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 09-02-2002 09:39 AM

Yeah no doubt, theres a reason they didnt use a girl in the sales pics.

hahaha

Theo 09-02-2002 09:41 AM

hahahahahahahahaa

Our recommended age: 8 - 12 years

damn,i want one too

Fletch XXX 09-02-2002 09:42 AM

Whos gonna be the first one of us to get one and get a shot of it in a chicks asshole?

C'mon, shipping is cheap!

next day Baby

hehehe

Theo 09-02-2002 09:44 AM

When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!


hehe,the oldest daughter find it good too

Cirrus 09-02-2002 09:54 AM

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!


LOL

BabeHunter 09-02-2002 09:56 AM

Reading stuff like that makes you think that the whole product-reviews are 1 big joke

DjSap 09-02-2002 10:07 AM

this is prolly one of the funniest things lately :)

andrew1009 09-02-2002 10:13 AM

"My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one. "


lol

Paul Markham 09-02-2002 10:18 AM

Come on guys, girls have been riding ponies for years. ever thought of that one and a pony is a lot more powerful than a couple of AA batteries.

High Quality 09-02-2002 10:48 AM

"My 17 year old daughter loves it too." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

B.Diker 09-02-2002 10:54 AM

i wonder why she loves it :Graucho


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