It is all in the grab.
 

Recently I went to a club and proceeded to successfully sexually harass 150+ people, and they loved it. I learnt 2 things that night the art in grabbing asses (guys and girls) and that the art of grabbing asses leads to another happy place breast fondling and sexual propositions.

Don?t underestimate the power of a good ass grab.

Warning: Grabbing asses in an abrupt, sleazy way WILL NOT WORK!!!
You will not be able to grab the ass of a stripper, hooker or prostitute, Unless you have paid first.

Has anyone got some other moves to share?

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hi mrs toy boy

oh how I love your ass and breast grabs! I think the rest of the place loved them as well, especially number 1.

Well, my fiancee is now on GFY.

There goes the neighbourhood.

He he

;-)

Mell only harassed 20-30 in Melbourne babe.

The week before in Brisbane wa the motherlode.

The best part of Mell's "grab method" is the look on people's faces when they sometimes start to get shitty and then work out she is with me.

Sort of dampen's their enthusiasm to complain further somewhat.

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haha nice one, Hi future Wifey, We miss u

honey - you are gerogous. you can grab pretty much anyone's ass - guy or girl , in any way and they will like it.

Tru dat.

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I miss you too, Can't wait to see you again.

The most fun I've had in years was with you.

I don't care what anyone says, your HIRED!!!!:)

The breast fondling is just the icing on the cake. I love IT!!!

I love grabbing your ass.

Monday good for you?:winkwink:

was in a club on monday with Juicy. my GF mich and myself.

Juicy was sitting on a chair beside the dance floor - mich was dancing in front of me and we were watching some black girls go down on each other with a big breasted fat blonde dancing in front of them kinda in the way. Mich grabbed her ass - the big boobed blonde suddenly give Juicy shit. He didn't know what the fuck she was freakign about as he didn't see Mich grab her ass. SO after giggling a lot I pointed out to her it was Mich and suddenly she said THAT was ok - just not a man.

hot girls can get away with anything.


SO DO IT god damn it- cause not all of us can get away with it

Careful, Mr. Curious Toy Boy reads this board!

Sup Lady Toy Boy?

Good to see you here.

Mell needs NO encouragement to continue on her quest.

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so what clubs do I need to attend to get one of these ass grabs?

Didn't you get one at our engagement party dude?

WOW, doesn't say much about the standard of your ass.

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:(:(:(:(:(:Oh crap

I didn't grab your ass.:(

But remember what I did to Chris ass with that wooden spoon?

It's still gotta be red, that had to hurt!!!! :)

So how hot is Ms Boy Toy? Anywhere near as sexy as the Mr?

Poor Matt :( If it will make you feel any better, I can describe the quality of these ass grabs to you ;)

I had my fair share of them from Ms Toy Boy on the weekend and I would have to compare them to having my ass grabbed by a Goddess :thumbsup

Needless to say, with the competition on, Ms Chromakey has fine tuned her ass grabbing technique now as well :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Are you saying that my grabbing of your ass technique nary rates a mention ?

I'll go straight for the left testicle squeeze next time then to ensure that I it is strong in your memory.

:Oh crap:disgust

Being sexier than me is hardly a benchmark to aspire to.

Set realistic goals all the books tell you !

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WOOHOO GO MELL! Grab it all girl. ;)

Mondays not bad, tonight would be a whole lot better!:winkwink:

He he.. she does all that and more babe !!!

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I just can't help myself!!!

It's just like window shopping, but so much BETTER.:thumbsup

"Try before you buy" is a universally recognized shopping method.

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